Krauser PUA

Married Man Sex Life

June 22, 2011
krauserpua

I can’t believe no-one thought of this before. Game is a toolbox and does not force you into the lifestyle of pickup artistry. Game is a way to transform your life (“successful masculinity” I call it) and learn to deal with women. It doesn’t logically follow that the only outlet for game is to hunt down girls in clubs and on the streets. How about using the same wisdom for getting new girls but for making your current girl happy and getting the type of relationship you want.

This is Game for long term relationships.

I'm guessing he designed the cover himself

It’s also marketing genius. The world is full of frustrated husbands who are not getting what they expected from married life and yet are morally commited (or just plain trapped) to marriage with the same woman for the rest of their lives. These guys need help but they aren’t going to run the gauntlet of cold approaching three times a week, and these guys have lots of time for blog reading. It’s also a sweet reframe of Game away from “pump and dump club sluts” towards “successful monogamy”.

I’ve been reading Athol Kay’s website for a while because I think much pick up advice is sorely limited by stopping at the false endpoint of getting the first lay. I’ve always been interested in how to manage relationships whether monogamous or harems. I genuinely enjoy spending time with girls in between fucks and for eight years pre-game I was extremely good at girl management. Athol’s not a top player. I believe he’s stated the only girl he ever banged was his current wife. But he knows how to handle an LTR.

I recommend the book for any player with interest in LTRs. It’s pure red pill, toned down a little for his target demographic. He doesn’t have the literary freedom for the plundering rape’n’pillage language that I have. Here’s some of the concepts I liked:

Sex Rank – A short-hand for the concept of hypergamy and women dating up. His core thesis is that an unsatisfactory sexless marriage is best fixed by working on yourself as a man (the Man Action Plan) to increase your sex rank above your wife’s. This will then trigger within her the impetus to improve herself, a large part of which is becoming more sexually available.

The Power of Semen – The book really goes into evo-psych on the power of semen to keep a girl attracted. Fascinating was the timeline of how if a wife doesn’t allow you to keep her vagina topped up with semen every five days or so, then she’s highly likely to be trying to deny you the ability to defend her against rival sperm. As in, she’s prone to cheating.

Body Agenda – This is a polite reframing of what I call the hindbrain. Women’s bodies have an agenda of their own and the brain is just along for the ride. Thus they dress up slutty and mew for male attention while ovulating. The rationalisation hamster is a logical construct that negotiates the wide chasm between what a woman’s body leads her to do, and what she actually believes she wants in life.

Get the wife you deserve – If you up your sex rank, do things right, and she still doesn’t comply then bin her. Move on to a woman who will comply. Athol actively discourages bachelors from getting married for all the reasons we at the manosphere already know. His book is written for guys who are already in the trap.

Captain / First Officer – Athol solves the dominance / submission quandry by offering a model that you can actually tell a girl without triggering her femocunt ideology. You are captain of the ship with final responsibility. She is the trusted confidant and second in command. She’s not co-captain but nor is she a crewmate or stowaway.

Timeline to Ultimatum – Upping your sex rank will purposefully destabilise the marriage and set it on a course towards an ultimatum where she gets her shit together or you dump her. Accept that sometimes this requires the marriage to end. But never force an ultimatum on a wife whose sex rank trumps yours.

Track the menstrual cycle – Learn to date and diarise your girl’s menstruation so you can get blowjobs while she’s bleeding, be the nice guy when she’s PMSing, and turn up the asshole when she’s ovulating (while keeping a careful eye on her wandering).

Alpha / Beta mix – Roissyites despise all things beta because for them beta = chump. Athol identifies beta as the nice guy / comfort behaviours required to keep the connection and trust in a girl who is already attracted to you by the alpha. A happy wife is married to a nice guy with a hard edge. He doesn’t suggest you take her shit.

That ought to be enough to give you a flavour. Don’t expect the next paradigm in game – it’s just a good book for how to run your LTR without losing your game.

How to pick up shop girls

June 21, 2011
krauserpua

I’m trialing a new method for hitting on hired guns at their place of work – specifically shop girls. I discovered it by accident while in high state in Croatia and then tried it again successfully in Lithuania. Now Burto has pulled it off in Estonia, as did I. It goes as follows:

Walk into shop and approach counter like normal customer, except very confident

Talk about normal customer things but….

… eye fuck the shit out of her, low seductive vocal tone, motionless body language

Hold the frame until she folds her cards

Stack into rapport and normal attraction material, maintaining same body language

Discreetly number close

The key to this method is to throw a sop to her forebrain in the beginning (“He’s just talking about normal things. It’s normal”) while revving up her hindbrain. It’s a bit dark but you are taking advantage of the fact she has to engage you due to her job and you’re not giving an overt excuse for her to disengage. By the time her forebrain figures out whats going on her hindbrain has seen the value and likes it. Then you throw her forebrain another sop (“He’s discreet. I won’t get into trouble for just standing and talking”) while it’s probably blatantly obvious to anyone who’s watching. It’s good to have a wing distracting co-workers.

Crucial in all of this is holding the frame. Don’t break the sexual tension or break rapport. The video above shows how the girl clearly isn’t into it in the beginning but by simply holding the frame I get her interested. I can go back the next day and she has lost no social value. She even defends me from a co-worker at the end.

It’s not fully field-tested but the initial handful of approaches have gone well.

Delusional fools: This is the anti-daygame

June 20, 2011
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Sometimes when I’ve finished watching a decent infield on youtube I’ll let it recommend a few related vids and watch them. There’s all the usual dross: faked daygame kiss closes, nerdy virgins doing a webcam piece-to-camera from mum’s lounge, a big-name upsell. The one that just came on tonight and inspired actual nausea in my gut was from the alleged bosses of the Vegas and NYC lairs.

Good lord, check this out…

Here’s my play-by-play thoughts. Bear in mind it was painful to watch the first time, nevermind the second. I’m just about to make myself person-non-grata in Vegas.

0:07 – He actually calls himself an MPUA. Here’s a rule of thumb – the more 2002 jargon a guy uses, the worse his game. Calling yourself an MPUA is almost a guarantee of not being one. Like Saint Margaret of Thatcher once said: “being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people, then you aren’t”
0:22 – A weird-looking MPUA. Here’s a second rule of thumb – daygame is a test of how socially normal you are. If you’re not normal you are almost certainly hopeless at daygame. Someone recently asked me if Yad is a personable guy to be around. I said “of course, how else could he be so good at daygame?”
0:28 – Who is that weirdo on the right and why is he biting his nails, covering his mouth, and starting a sentence he doesn’t finish?
0:57 – Oh holy fuck they are walking across broken glass to shatter their limiting beliefs. For fucks sake you fucking retards, stop being retarded
1:26 – Creepy body language to ambush a trapped girl then forced intimacy. Video cuts away before girl rejects him more obviously.
1:56 – Horrible opener by weird creepy guy doesn’t hit. There’s a surprise.
2:14 – I’d be alot more forgiving if they didn’t call themselves MPUAs and then talk to the camera like they have something valuable they can teach.
2:26 – Graphs = science
2:46 – Don’t tell me. Show me.
3:03 – Another creepy ambush of a girl who IODs immediately and shows social politeness, then the video cuts away from the impending blowout. For training purposes note he had aggressive body language, telegraphed too much interest, forced rapport too early with a handshake, and sat down without an invite far too quickly. He also offered no value.
3:22 – Weak open, little value, and then creepily follows. Read more Tolle bro. This set could’ve easily been rescued because they were amenable to a decent approach.
3:29 – Following an escaping girl while DHVing and building kino???? This guy has no understanding of daygame. Predictably, the set doesn’t even hook.
3:43 – More disinterested girls showing minimum politeness. A recurring theme.
3:48 – He actually did a salsa spin.
3:50 – Fuck. He did another one
3:53 – and again! Holy fuck, he puts the M in MPUA!!!!
4:03 – Did he actually do a cartwheel in the middle of the street? Hang on, I just rewatched that. He actually did do a cartwheel in the middle of the street. Look at the disgust on the girls’ faces.
4:21 – High five = definitely down to fuck
4:29 – finally a girl gives what looks like a genuinely pleased respond. Almost five minutes into the highlights and there’s one girl not trying to GTFO.
4:36 – “this’ll look good on Facebook” and no close
4:44 – More creepy stalking and inability to capture girl’s attention
4:52 – ambush!
5:00 – Walking up to girl and directly asking for number immediately = tight game. Mystery Method should’ve been one paragraph long.
5:45 – My guess is that a flaky number really is a rare treasure for this guy.
5:51 – When the skillz don’t work, turn to prayer
6:11 – “picking up women, what we do”. At least they have the balls to attempt an epic reframe on their youtube followers.

This is the worst video I’ve seen all week. No girls. Not even a hook. Lest you think this is a one-off, here they are flash-gaming / monkey-dancing for a couple of drunk trashbags. This is what happens when MPUAs roll?

The hottest Tallinn girl I got to my bedroom

June 19, 2011
krauserpua

It’s another hot day in Estonia and I’ve been killing it with Burto. I run off a quick warm-up set on a cute young Russian who turns out to be married with a kid. Then my second set is a stunning leggy 22 yr old. I forget to mike-up but Burto gets me from long distance. For the first minute or so she’s looking away alot and giving short answers. At first I think I’m not getting her attracted but soon I realise it’s the opposite – she really likes me and is nervous, especially with her bad English. She’s on her way to work so I only do ten minutes and forgo the i-date. Great set and I’m enthused by the warm she gives me in body language and a beautiful wave goodbye.

A few texts ensue then I get her on a Day 2. I pull her into a cafe, run lots of rapport (which is tough because of the language barrier) and then decide on a fast bounceback. I get her on my bed and start trying the Yad closing routine which goes along the lines of:

Back off on the masculinity and let her lead

Make her invest by showing her favourite Youtube videos

Invite her to lie down next to you.

Wait a minute or two, then escalate fast

Unfortunately my flashplayer is suddenly fucked and youtube won’t work. Bugger. So I put some music on but it’s not the same. She’s shitting herself with a full-on forebrain-hindbrain conflict. I can see in her mind the hamster is spinning hard with “why am I here? why don’t I want to leave?”. She won’t lie on the bed so eventually I stand her up and go for the kiss. She stays in a tight hug with me, tits pushed into me, crotch to crotch, but won’t kiss. She says it’s too fast. We stand for a while with her giving me a look of adoration. Then she has to go off to work again.

More texts and on the last day she agrees to meet before I head to the airport. This time she comes into my apartment within ten minutes. Burto makes a hasty exit to give me isolation and I put her at ease by chatting as I pack. Then we sit together and I do the “kings throne” with her legs over me, her head resting on my shoulder as I cat-scratch her temple. She’s almost purring. Still no kiss. She doesn’t mind me squeezing her tits but won’t let me escalate further and there’s literally not enough time to fuck before the taxi comes. We swap facebook adds and have chatted a few times since.

Weird.

My first free blowjob from a prostitute

June 19, 2011
krauserpua

A couple of months ago we have a big house party/BBQ at Chateau RSG for a friend’s 30th. It’s on Saturday night and our cleaner normally comes in on Sundays. So I have to find a one-off cleaner for Saturday morning to spruce things up in advance. We like the Chateau to look spick and span.

I head down to the newsagents and copy down some cleaner’s numbers from the cards stuck in the window. First call is to a Romanian girl. She’s busy at such short notice but sends her mum. The old crone does a good job and I pay her. That’s the end of it, right?

No.

Two weeks later the daughter calls, a 24-yr old Romanian. She flaps her gums about how her mum loved our house and thought we were cool guys, and I was especially nice. She wishes she’d been able to clean the house. Ok. And do I need anything else? No thanks, we’ve got a regular cleaner. Tony’s maid is doing the painting. I iron my own shirts on the rare occasion I wear one.

Her: No, I mean do you need anything extra?
Me: I’m fine
Her: I mean anything at all?
Me: Like what?
Her: I can’t say on the phone. I mean anything.

Aha! The bulb in my head goes “ping!”. I’m on the bus to teach bootcamp so I just run some comfort, tell her I’m busy right now. She offers blowjobs at whatever price I think is fair. I reframe and tell her I’ll meet her in a pub sometime for a drink, but I’m not promising anything. Some time goes by.

I’m sitting at home on a Thursday night playing Call of Duty Black Ops with Jimmy. Bored. I ask him if he fancies trying to shore the whore. “It’ll be a blogpost” he says. So I text her:

“Hi [name]. I’m sitting at home with my friend Jimmy. Why don’t you come around for an hour? We’ve got a little vodka. Have a chat, see our house. No promises about anything else.”

She calls back within ten minutes and arranges to come over late after work. We go back to Call of Duty and hope she’s not a rotter. By 11pm she’s outside so I let her in and then Jimmy and I reframe her hard. We devote most of our attention to the video game while engaging her in rapport, then start DHVing on our pick up lifestyle, showing her infields of our daygame. She’s fascinated and wants to watch lots of my videos. I’m not really sure how to play this so I defer to Jimmy on the escalation. He does his usual lazy laid-back entitled thing and it hits well.

How I imagine CoD Black Ops

She’s only a low 6 so I’m not much fussed how it goes. I’m just thinking of my dear readers and the new blogpost. JJ starts escalating on her attitudes to sex and it turns out she’s into freaking out. She did a 9 guy / 2 girl gangbang when she was whoring overseas. Tells us she loves blowjobs etc. She keeps trying kino on me which I rebuff to play Call fo Duty.

Finally I go for a waz and when I come back JJ has gotten her to agree to suck me off so I can score her on the quality of Romanian blowjobs. So she does. JJ is sitting next to me playing COD but my aim suffers and I start getting shot lots. It’s the only time he’s ever outscored me in multiplayer. I suspect that was his plan all along.

I feel slightly shy having my cock out with a fellow Bastard present, so I take her round the corner and come on her face. She loves it. Then I wipe my cock off and catch up on the game, getting a Care Package and even the Attack Dogs. Fly my beauties, fly!

She’s qualifying now and asking if she was good. I say 6/10. She wants to suck off JJ too but he says no, he’s still emotional about his Polish girl having returned to her homeland. She’s virtually begging for the chance to suck him off. He resists. So I send her home. She thanks me for a great experience. Never mentions money once all night. Reframe!

So there’s a few tick-boxes for me:

First shoring

First cleaner

I’m supposed to be gangbanging an Argentinian escort (also for free) with a wing next week. Let’s see if I can tick those boxes. Already got strippers and catwalk models. Maybe by June I’ll get the whole list by bagging a celebrity, a midget, and a blind girl.

Russian Cybersex Girl

June 15, 2011
krauserpua

This has been a weird two weeks with some unexpected and unusual stuff happening. One such event was two days ago. I’m minding my own business when a lost set from Estonia suddenly reopens herself for me. It’s all explained on the video sex chat below.

EDIT: Video is reupped now. Should be working.

But of course, it’s not enough. I have to find a way to leverage this experience with another set, so I open up Button Nose – a sweet English girl who is also a total perv. We’ve got a big brother – little sister dynamic right now which I enjoy and I thought this story would make her laugh. So I write her a text…..

Me: MSN video sex chat with 20yr old Russian stripper till she comes. Estonia is the gift that keeps giving! 😀
Her: I knew u were good with women but this is insane….
Me: And the big secret is….. I videoed my screen while I did it. Heh! It’s one for the wank stash

She comes online to Facebook so we continue on the chat.

Me: I know, I rock
Her: LOL    so wierd Nick, so damn wierd but you have become quite the presence in my life
Me: It’s 11:46am and already I’ve received the compliment-of-the-day    🙂
Her: 🙂
Me: I can’t claim too much credit for this one though
Her: you     can
Me: it was a surprise, really     BTW, not the same stripper as the other night     how it happened was…. I was out in Old Town with [Burto] when we picked up 2 girls on the street and instant-dated them to a cafe
Her: leddddddddddddge
Me: went well, spent an hour with them     we took numbers and said goodbye, and started walking off to Mcdonalds to eat     literally 15 seconds after saying goodbye to the girls, I saw another one I wanted     so I stopped her and instant-dated her to the same cafe     which surprised the waitress somewhat     Her english was terrible but she was just kinda docilely following my lead     So I bounced her around a couple of places and then her mum called her home for her granny’s 60th birthday party    following so far?
Her: of course     wait     lolllllllllllllllll     ok     go on
Me: So I take her number after about 90 minutes and then catch up with Burto     I missed the McDonalds     I text the girl 4 times in the next two days and get no answers     On my last night I blatantly proposition her. No answer     ok, so I assume that now she’s outside of my direct presence she has woken up and remembers she’s got a boyfriend or something     I consider it a dead lead
Her: ok
Me: then out of nowhere at 11pm last night I get this text from her:     “Hi how are u?”
Her: SOLD
Me: my reply: “Oh hey tanja! I’m back in London now. How are you?”     this is the bit why I say I can’t take credit     she immediately replies “I’m fine.do u like russian sex girls my sweety?”     me: “Of course I do darlin’ 😉 If you were in London now I’d show you….”
Her: wtffffffffffffff
Me: she is like “Mmm i like this, i like lick”
Her: wtffffffffffffffff
Me: I tell her “add me to facebook and we can talk quicker. Search [my email]” she replies “I dont have do u want my pussy?”     I give her a few sentences of what I’m gonna do to her then she says “Do you have msn?”     I don’t have a webcam but see says it’s fine for me to just text while I watch her     So when I video call, she’s wearing awesome lingerie and is already mashing her tits up for me
Her: lolllllllllllllll
Me: I got all that stuff on video     Her face isn’t in it, so it’s safe to show you sometime     (I wouldn’t show anyone anything if she could be identified – I’m kinda a prude like that )     thoughts?
Her: it’s nice that u wouldnt show otherwise     wud be interested in seeing it     and     what a shocker     that after days of nothing     she is on it like a car bonnet    also [Button Nose’s new romantic interest] just started chatting with me
Me: I’m not aware of [him]? Is that the ex or the new guy?
Her: the new guy
Me: BTW, add me to MSN and I’ll give you a more… ahem… stimulating… chat one night    when you’re horny
Her: lol hard at ur abbreviation
Me: and I promise not to video it. Unless you want to see it later, that is
Her: i don’t have msn
Me: that’s rubbish, I was hoping to polish my skills     and perhaps my rocket

Then we go off chatting about other stuff. I’m just in the habit of being completely open with girls these days. My current girlfriend was watching my infields with me a couple of says ago.

Daygame Nitro: Strong sexualised eye contact

June 15, 2011
krauserpua

Here’s an excerpt from page 103 of my book, talking about eye contact games during the Investment stage.

Your eye contact is your biggest weapon for rooting the girl to the spot. Think back to your beta days (even if that means “yesterday”). It was hard holding eye contact with a girl you liked wasn’t it? You felt an overpowering urge to look away lest she “bust you” for the audacity of communicating that you like her. Best not do that on the African savannah or the alpha male will come and bust your head open.

Hang on, we aren’t in the state of nature anymore. We have a rule of law in this country. Great, we are allowed to stare at girls we like. So why does it feel like we are intruding? Because the whole act of picking up a girl and fucking her is extremely intrusive but allow me to let you in on a little secret – girls want an alpha male to intrude upon them. Don’t fear the eye contact. It’s actually very low risk – you can eye fuck 100 girls that walk past you and not receive a single critical remark because there is no social disgrace for the girl to respond to. She can simply notice the eye contact and move on with her life. The only risk is to your own ego, of being afraid to put your balls on the line and risk her rejecting you.

Use your eye contact to create the love bubble, that little air pocket of seductive romance in the street that only you two share. Look into her eyes with a steady gaze. Don’t come on strong yet. Don’t think “I’m gonna lift up her skirt and fuck her now”, instead think “This girl wants to fuck me. And I want to fuck her. Be patient little girl, you’ll get your chance soon enough.” We are still in the sexual-preview stage, not the actual escalator to sex.

So hold eye contact. Continue the conversation about whatever it’s about. Occasionally look away but not in gamey rapport-breaking gambits. Let her feel the eye contact. Let her look away if she can’t handle the tension. You will be gradually dominating her with your aura. Eye contact will typically go through these stages, characterised by the length of time she holds it until she breaks it.

The innocent: She just holds eye contact like she would
with any other socially normal person in a socially normal environment. The game hasn’t begun.

The challenge: She realises you are coming on to her.
She wants to test your balls. She holds long eye contact to see if you’ll break first.

The taming: She accepts you have more balls and adopts
a submissive frame. She shortens her eye contact, looks down a lot, and seems bashful. She’s accepting your leadership.

The tease: She’s thinking horny thoughts now. She starts holding longer, flirtier eye contact. Batting her eyelids as she looks away then looks back

The pre-fuck: She is staring wide-eyed and longingly, never looking away.

In each stage your job is to outlast her eye contact so she breaks first. Once she’s broken it’s OK for you to look away too. Don’t get too bad-ass on her and give eye-contact challenges. Continue the conversation, note where you are in the stages, and give confidently strong eyes back without coming over as aggressive. During killing momentum you’ll get innocent eyes. That’ll slide into the challenge during vibing, and you know you’ve gotten to the end of investment when you see the taming. The tease and pre-fuck come much later. If they happen quickly, consider shortcutting the whole model and proceeding directly to verbal escalation.

Check out these two videos for examples of how eye contact creates sexual tension and you cow the girl into submission. Burto’s shows the stages better, but my girl is hotter (as usual)

Avoidance Weasel

June 14, 2011
krauserpua

The mighty Bhodisatta coined the phrase “avoidance weasel” to refer to that voice in your head that keeps psyching you out of approaching by throwing up half-baked rationalisations for why the approach won’t work. While out in Estonia Burto and I were having so much fun that we barely bailed on a single set. That let us have fun mocking each other on the rare occasions we did pussy out of a set.

And thus a new meme was born. Burto will be updating them on his sidebar. Here’s my first crack.

Good reader submissions using the template will earn a spot on my blog. Feel free to rip it off for your own but please give credit to Burto and I.

I date a porn-a-like from Russia

June 12, 2011
krauserpua

I’ve long been a fan of the Private porno company. They always put together top-class euro-totty into movies with good production values. And formulaic though it is, the action is pretty good too. Fond memories of my youth….

When I was an 18 year old chode I first discovered Private magazine on a weekend dope-smoking trip to Amsterdaam. This is back when there was no internet and porn was not legally available in the UK. An under-the-counter porno mag literally cost £40. So as horny chodes in Amsterdaam it was exciting to have whole shops dedicated to filth.

It was here I first saw Tania Russof. A cheeky Hungarian mink who became my second favourite porno slut (after Tabatha Cash). As time went by I ended up dating/fucking a Japanese girl who looked exactly like Tabatha (my ex-wife) – but with slanty eyes obviously. Never got to date a Russof look-alike. That changed in Estonia.

My chick

with make up

These are the closest matching pictures I can find. In person, she’s very similar. I hope I get to fuck her.

Kill Momentum 101 – Don’t move your feet

June 8, 2011
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One of our students on the Estonia residential had never heard of the “Yad stop”, where you jump in front of the girl and stop her dead in her tracks. It’s the basic bread and butter of London daygame. So we taught him that and his results jump up immediately.

It’s always tempting for guys to follow a girl. Even when you’ve done your big “stop” movement, the girl might keep walking and then your feet will start following her automatically. Resist it. Don’t chase the girl. Don’t pander to her whims. A man who holds his ground exercises a magnetic power over women.

Here’s an example.

This hot young thing turned out to be a mum on her way home to her small child. A fair excuse. For training purposes just notice how I never move my feet, I keep talking, and I order her around. She loves it.