Russian Cybersex Girl

June 15, 2011

This has been a weird two weeks with some unexpected and unusual stuff happening. One such event was two days ago. I’m minding my own business when a lost set from Estonia suddenly reopens herself for me. It’s all explained on the video sex chat below.

EDIT: Video is reupped now. Should be working.

But of course, it’s not enough. I have to find a way to leverage this experience with another set, so I open up Button Nose – a sweet English girl who is also a total perv. We’ve got a big brother – little sister dynamic right now which I enjoy and I thought this story would make her laugh. So I write her a text…..

Me: MSN video sex chat with 20yr old Russian stripper till she comes. Estonia is the gift that keeps giving! ūüėÄ
Her: I knew u were good with women but this is insane….
Me: And the big secret is….. I videoed my screen while I did it. Heh! It’s one for the wank stash

She comes online to Facebook so we continue on the chat.

Me: I know, I rock
Her: LOL    so wierd Nick, so damn wierd but you have become quite the presence in my life
Me: It’s 11:46am and already I’ve received the compliment-of-the-day¬†¬†¬† ūüôā
Her: ūüôā
Me: I can’t claim too much credit for this one though
Her: you     can
Me: it was a surprise, really¬†¬†¬†¬† BTW, not the same stripper as the other night¬†¬†¬†¬† how it happened was…. I was out in Old Town with [Burto] when we picked up 2 girls on the street and instant-dated them to a cafe
Her: leddddddddddddge
Me: went well, spent an hour with them¬†¬†¬†¬† we took numbers and said goodbye, and started walking off to Mcdonalds to eat¬†¬†¬†¬† literally 15 seconds after saying goodbye to the girls, I saw another one I wanted¬†¬†¬†¬† so I stopped her and instant-dated her to the same cafe¬†¬†¬†¬† which surprised the waitress somewhat¬†¬†¬†¬† Her english was terrible but she was just kinda docilely following my lead¬†¬†¬†¬† So I bounced her around a couple of places and then her mum called her home for her granny’s 60th birthday party¬†¬†¬† following so far?
Her: of course     wait     lolllllllllllllllll     ok     go on
Me: So I take her number after about 90 minutes and then catch up with Burto¬†¬†¬†¬† I missed the McDonalds¬†¬†¬†¬† I text the girl 4 times in the next two days and get no answers¬†¬†¬†¬† On my last night I blatantly proposition her. No answer¬†¬†¬†¬† ok, so I assume that now she’s outside of my direct presence she has woken up and remembers she’s got a boyfriend or something¬†¬†¬†¬† I consider it a dead lead
Her: ok
Me: then out of nowhere at 11pm last night I get this text from her:¬†¬†¬†¬† “Hi how are u?”
Me: my reply: “Oh hey tanja! I’m back in London now. How are you?”¬†¬†¬†¬† this is the bit why I say I can’t take credit¬†¬†¬†¬† she immediately replies “I’m u like russian sex girls my sweety?”¬†¬†¬†¬† me: “Of course I do darlin’ ūüėČ If you were in London now I’d show you….”
Her: wtffffffffffffff
Me: she is like “Mmm i like this, i like lick”
Her: wtffffffffffffffff
Me: I tell her “add me to facebook and we can talk quicker. Search [my email]” she replies “I dont have do u want my pussy?”¬†¬†¬†¬† I give her a few sentences of what I’m gonna do to her then she says “Do you have msn?”¬†¬†¬†¬† I don’t have a webcam but see says it’s fine for me to just text while I watch her¬†¬†¬†¬† So when I video call, she’s wearing awesome lingerie and is already mashing her tits up for me
Her: lolllllllllllllll
Me: I got all that stuff on video¬†¬†¬†¬† Her face isn’t in it, so it’s safe to show you sometime¬†¬†¬†¬† (I wouldn’t show anyone anything if she could be identified – I’m kinda a prude like that :/ )¬†¬†¬†¬† thoughts?
Her: it’s nice that u wouldnt show otherwise¬†¬†¬†¬† wud be interested in seeing it¬†¬†¬†¬† and¬†¬†¬†¬† what a shocker¬†¬†¬†¬† that after days of nothing¬†¬†¬†¬† she is on it like a car bonnet¬†¬†¬† also [Button Nose’s new romantic interest] just started chatting with me
Me: I’m not aware of [him]? Is that the ex or the new guy?
Her: the new guy
Me: BTW, add me to MSN and I’ll give you a more… ahem… stimulating… chat one night¬†¬†¬† when you’re horny
Her: lol hard at ur abbreviation
Me: and I promise not to video it. Unless you want to see it later, that is
Her: i don’t have msn
Me: that’s rubbish, I was hoping to polish my skills¬†¬†¬†¬† and perhaps my rocket

Then we go off chatting about other stuff. I’m just in the habit of being completely open with girls these days. My current girlfriend was watching my infields with me a couple of says ago.


  1. Whoa. Well played, sir. I think you landed yourself an online sex buddy!

    I’m guessing that she couldn’t respond to your earlier texts while you were in Estonia because she likely has a boyfriend/ it would have been too risky for her to be seen meeting up with you. But now that you’re away and with the internet…. hehehe female hypergamy in full display!

  2. Video has been removed ūüė¶
    Would be great if you upload it to youporn or dailymotion they are not so strict!

  3. Lovely looking russian – I have a comment, not a criticism, just a comment. Your initial txts in talinn violate most of the “rules” of txt game (see roissy for examples), loads of smileys, needy frame, nice guy language. Is this your normal texting style or some sort of calibration issue?

    Even if the chick I’m gaming is on the shy/inexperienced side, I never ever revert back to my AFC texting days, just tone down the alpha a touch but keeping that aloof high value frame.

    [I think there’s no AFC in those texts, I just softened the asshole in it. Burto and I realised the Estonian girls like it to be played more straight with less banter than in UK. I don’t see any weakness in them, just a guy who met a girl and would like to see her again – which is the subcommunication of an approach anyway. Roissy is calibrated to evil DC lawyer girls, so he’s way meaner than what would work in Estonia. You can’t get Type 1 girls with classic MM / aloof game. It’s too incongruent. K]

  4. I got all that stuff on video Her face isn‚Äôt in it, so it‚Äôs safe to show you sometime (I wouldn‚Äôt show anyone anything if she could be identified ‚Äď I‚Äôm kinda a prude like that :/ )


    I‚Äôm just in the habit of being completely open with girls these days…

    This isnt true though obviously. I admire what you are doing. But generally secretly filming people when talking with them is not completely open and its a pretty shit thing to do especially when you upload it, it reeks of cctv culture, if someone did that to me I would kick their ass.

    • If you think Krauser et al filming his approaches/dates is intrusive, then you need to go to live in the rain forest. Every day my location is GPS tracked and logged via my mobile provider from tower triangulation. All my daily interactions are recorded by hundreds of cctv cameras in the shops/university/streets. Hell the fact I am reading this blog is logged by the ISP.

      His recorded infield material makes Krausers blog more useful that 99% of the pickup material out there. Theory is just theory. A video tells a thousand words – for an example reference Burtos fantastic video of the souveigner shop girl, wonderful to see and lots to learn from, her reaction and his frame that you just couldn’t describe.

  5. Alex are you trying to impress your teachers? Maybe if you establish enough rapport they’ll invite you to go out and wing together.
    If you dont have a problem with big government and corporations monitoring everyone more and more, than that just shows how you have pathetically internalized their surveillance culture (you’ve lost control of the frame) – in any case you dont have t be a genius to realize that gps records and cctvs in the street are not the same as having entire personal conversations of yours filmed, recorded and then uploaded. Like I said if someone did that to me i would kick their ass. Is this going to be more and more normal in the future, always being filmed and recorded wherever we are? its like 1984 or something
    I dont disagree that the videos show things texts can’t, and that this is a serious no-nonsense pickup blog, and more importantly they demonstrate who is for real and who is not, something that krauser and co know very well and they have to advertise their business.
    My cmment was to point out the paradox of krauser advocating openness while secretly filming everything. I didnt expect him to change his mind and suddenly stop uploading the videos and delete all the old ones, in any case if his good mates are doing it too their in-group is reinforcing it to each other constantly and he’s not going to have his mind changed by some comment on the internet from someone he doesnt know.

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