My first free blowjob from a prostitute

June 19, 2011

A couple of months ago we have a big house party/BBQ at Chateau RSG for a friend’s 30th. It’s on Saturday night and our cleaner normally comes in on Sundays. So I have to find a one-off cleaner for Saturday morning to spruce things up in advance. We like the Chateau to look spick and span.

I head down to the newsagents and copy down some cleaner’s numbers from the cards stuck in the window. First call is to a Romanian girl. She’s busy at such short notice but sends her mum. The old crone does a good job and I pay her. That’s the end of it, right?


Two weeks later the daughter calls, a 24-yr old Romanian. She flaps her gums about how her mum loved our house and thought we were cool guys, and I was especially nice. She wishes she’d been able to clean the house. Ok. And do I need anything else? No thanks, we’ve got a regular cleaner. Tony’s maid is doing the painting. I iron my own shirts on the rare occasion I wear one.

Her: No, I mean do you need anything extra?
Me: I’m fine
Her: I mean anything at all?
Me: Like what?
Her: I can’t say on the phone. I mean anything.

Aha! The bulb in my head goes “ping!”. I’m on the bus to teach bootcamp so I just run some comfort, tell her I’m busy right now. She offers blowjobs at whatever price I think is fair. I reframe and tell her I’ll meet her in a pub sometime for a drink, but I’m not promising anything. Some time goes by.

I’m sitting at home on a Thursday night playing Call of Duty Black Ops with Jimmy. Bored. I ask him if he fancies trying to shore the whore. “It’ll be a blogpost” he says. So I text her:

“Hi [name]. I’m sitting at home with my friend Jimmy. Why don’t you come around for an hour? We’ve got a little vodka. Have a chat, see our house. No promises about anything else.”

She calls back within ten minutes and arranges to come over late after work. We go back to Call of Duty and hope she’s not a rotter. By 11pm she’s outside so I let her in and then Jimmy and I reframe her hard. We devote most of our attention to the video game while engaging her in rapport, then start DHVing on our pick up lifestyle, showing her infields of our daygame. She’s fascinated and wants to watch lots of my videos. I’m not really sure how to play this so I defer to Jimmy on the escalation. He does his usual lazy laid-back entitled thing and it hits well.

How I imagine CoD Black Ops

She’s only a low 6 so I’m not much fussed how it goes. I’m just thinking of my dear readers and the new blogpost. JJ starts escalating on her attitudes to sex and it turns out she’s into freaking out. She did a 9 guy / 2 girl gangbang when she was whoring overseas. Tells us she loves blowjobs etc. She keeps trying kino on me which I rebuff to play Call fo Duty.

Finally I go for a waz and when I come back JJ has gotten her to agree to suck me off so I can score her on the quality of Romanian blowjobs. So she does. JJ is sitting next to me playing COD but my aim suffers and I start getting shot lots. It’s the only time he’s ever outscored me in multiplayer. I suspect that was his plan all along.

I feel slightly shy having my cock out with a fellow Bastard present, so I take her round the corner and come on her face. She loves it. Then I wipe my cock off and catch up on the game, getting a Care Package and even the Attack Dogs. Fly my beauties, fly!

She’s qualifying now and asking if she was good. I say 6/10. She wants to suck off JJ too but he says no, he’s still emotional about his Polish girl having returned to her homeland. She’s virtually begging for the chance to suck him off. He resists. So I send her home. She thanks me for a great experience. Never mentions money once all night. Reframe!

So there’s a few tick-boxes for me:

  • First shoring
  • First cleaner

I’m supposed to be gangbanging an Argentinian escort (also for free) with a wing next week. Let’s see if I can tick those boxes. Already got strippers and catwalk models. Maybe by June I’ll get the whole list by bagging a celebrity, a midget, and a blind girl.

Russian Cybersex Girl

June 15, 2011

This has been a weird two weeks with some unexpected and unusual stuff happening. One such event was two days ago. I’m minding my own business when a lost set from Estonia suddenly reopens herself for me. It’s all explained on the video sex chat below.

EDIT: Video is reupped now. Should be working.

But of course, it’s not enough. I have to find a way to leverage this experience with another set, so I open up Button Nose – a sweet English girl who is also a total perv. We’ve got a big brother – little sister dynamic right now which I enjoy and I thought this story would make her laugh. So I write her a text…..

Me: MSN video sex chat with 20yr old Russian stripper till she comes. Estonia is the gift that keeps giving! ūüėÄ
Her: I knew u were good with women but this is insane….
Me: And the big secret is….. I videoed my screen while I did it. Heh! It’s one for the wank stash

She comes online to Facebook so we continue on the chat.

Me: I know, I rock
Her: LOL    so wierd Nick, so damn wierd but you have become quite the presence in my life
Me: It’s 11:46am and already I’ve received the compliment-of-the-day¬†¬†¬† ūüôā
Her: ūüôā
Me: I can’t claim too much credit for this one though
Her: you     can
Me: it was a surprise, really¬†¬†¬†¬† BTW, not the same stripper as the other night¬†¬†¬†¬† how it happened was…. I was out in Old Town with [Burto] when we picked up 2 girls on the street and instant-dated them to a cafe
Her: leddddddddddddge
Me: went well, spent an hour with them¬†¬†¬†¬† we took numbers and said goodbye, and started walking off to Mcdonalds to eat¬†¬†¬†¬† literally 15 seconds after saying goodbye to the girls, I saw another one I wanted¬†¬†¬†¬† so I stopped her and instant-dated her to the same cafe¬†¬†¬†¬† which surprised the waitress somewhat¬†¬†¬†¬† Her english was terrible but she was just kinda docilely following my lead¬†¬†¬†¬† So I bounced her around a couple of places and then her mum called her home for her granny’s 60th birthday party¬†¬†¬† following so far?
Her: of course     wait     lolllllllllllllllll     ok     go on
Me: So I take her number after about 90 minutes and then catch up with Burto¬†¬†¬†¬† I missed the McDonalds¬†¬†¬†¬† I text the girl 4 times in the next two days and get no answers¬†¬†¬†¬† On my last night I blatantly proposition her. No answer¬†¬†¬†¬† ok, so I assume that now she’s outside of my direct presence she has woken up and remembers she’s got a boyfriend or something¬†¬†¬†¬† I consider it a dead lead
Her: ok
Me: then out of nowhere at 11pm last night I get this text from her:¬†¬†¬†¬† “Hi how are u?”
Me: my reply: “Oh hey tanja! I’m back in London now. How are you?”¬†¬†¬†¬† this is the bit why I say I can’t take credit¬†¬†¬†¬† she immediately replies “I’m u like russian sex girls my sweety?”¬†¬†¬†¬† me: “Of course I do darlin’ ūüėČ If you were in London now I’d show you….”
Her: wtffffffffffffff
Me: she is like “Mmm i like this, i like lick”
Her: wtffffffffffffffff
Me: I tell her “add me to facebook and we can talk quicker. Search [my email]” she replies “I dont have do u want my pussy?”¬†¬†¬†¬† I give her a few sentences of what I’m gonna do to her then she says “Do you have msn?”¬†¬†¬†¬† I don’t have a webcam but see says it’s fine for me to just text while I watch her¬†¬†¬†¬† So when I video call, she’s wearing awesome lingerie and is already mashing her tits up for me
Her: lolllllllllllllll
Me: I got all that stuff on video¬†¬†¬†¬† Her face isn’t in it, so it’s safe to show you sometime¬†¬†¬†¬† (I wouldn’t show anyone anything if she could be identified – I’m kinda a prude like that :/ )¬†¬†¬†¬† thoughts?
Her: it’s nice that u wouldnt show otherwise¬†¬†¬†¬† wud be interested in seeing it¬†¬†¬†¬† and¬†¬†¬†¬† what a shocker¬†¬†¬†¬† that after days of nothing¬†¬†¬†¬† she is on it like a car bonnet¬†¬†¬† also [Button Nose’s new romantic interest] just started chatting with me
Me: I’m not aware of [him]? Is that the ex or the new guy?
Her: the new guy
Me: BTW, add me to MSN and I’ll give you a more… ahem… stimulating… chat one night¬†¬†¬† when you’re horny
Her: lol hard at ur abbreviation
Me: and I promise not to video it. Unless you want to see it later, that is
Her: i don’t have msn
Me: that’s rubbish, I was hoping to polish my skills¬†¬†¬†¬† and perhaps my rocket

Then we go off chatting about other stuff. I’m just in the habit of being completely open with girls these days. My current girlfriend was watching my infields with me a couple of says ago.

Daygame Nitro: Strong sexualised eye contact

June 15, 2011

Here’s an excerpt from page 103 of my book, talking about eye contact games during the Investment stage.

Your eye contact is your biggest weapon for rooting the girl to the spot. Think back to your beta days (even if that means ‚Äúyesterday‚ÄĚ). It was hard holding eye contact with a girl you liked wasn’t it? You felt an overpowering urge to look away lest she ‚Äúbust you‚ÄĚ for the audacity of communicating that you like her. Best not do that on the African savannah or the alpha male will come and bust your head open.

Hang on, we aren’t in the state of nature anymore. We have a rule of law in this country. Great, we are allowed to stare at girls we like. So why does it feel like we are intruding? Because the whole act of picking up a girl and fucking her is extremely intrusive but allow me to let you in on a little secret ‚Äď girls want an alpha male to intrude upon them. Don’t fear the eye contact. It’s actually very low risk ‚Äď you can eye fuck 100 girls that walk past you and not receive a single critical remark because there is no social disgrace for the girl to respond to. She can simply notice the eye contact and move on with her life. The only risk is to your own ego, of being afraid to put your balls on the line and risk her rejecting you.

Use your eye contact to create the love bubble, that little air pocket of seductive romance in the street that only you two share. Look into her eyes with a steady gaze. Don’t come on strong yet. Don’t think ‚ÄúI’m gonna lift up her skirt and fuck her now‚ÄĚ, instead think ‚ÄúThis girl wants to fuck me. And I want to fuck her. Be patient little girl, you’ll get your chance soon enough.‚ÄĚ We are still in the sexual-preview stage, not the actual escalator to sex.

So hold eye contact. Continue the conversation about whatever it’s about. Occasionally look away but not in gamey rapport-breaking gambits. Let her feel the eye contact. Let her look away if she can’t handle the tension. You will be gradually dominating her with your aura. Eye contact will typically go through these stages, characterised by the length of time she holds it until she breaks it.

  1. The innocent: She just holds eye contact like she would
    with any other socially normal person in a socially normal environment. The game hasn’t begun.
  2. The challenge: She realises you are coming on to her.
    She wants to test your balls. She holds long eye contact to see if you’ll break first.
  3. The taming: She accepts you have more balls and adopts
    a submissive frame. She shortens her eye contact, looks down a lot, and seems bashful. She’s accepting your leadership.
  4. The tease: She’s thinking horny thoughts now. She starts holding longer, flirtier eye contact. Batting her eyelids as she looks away then looks back
  5. The pre-fuck: She is staring wide-eyed and longingly, never looking away.

In each stage your job is to outlast her eye contact so she breaks first. Once she’s broken it’s OK for you to look away too. Don’t get too bad-ass on her and give eye-contact challenges. Continue the conversation, note where you are in the stages, and give confidently strong eyes back without coming over as aggressive. During killing momentum you’ll get innocent eyes. That’ll slide into the challenge during vibing, and you know you’ve gotten to the end of investment when you see the taming. The tease and pre-fuck come much later. If they happen quickly, consider shortcutting the whole model and proceeding directly to verbal escalation.

Check out these two videos for examples of how eye contact creates sexual tension and you cow the girl into submission. Burto’s shows the stages better, but my girl is hotter (as usual)

Avoidance Weasel

June 14, 2011

The mighty Bhodisatta coined the phrase “avoidance weasel” to refer to that voice in your head that keeps psyching you out of approaching by throwing up half-baked rationalisations for why the approach won’t work. While out in Estonia Burto and I were having so much fun that we barely bailed on a single set. That let us have fun mocking each other on the rare occasions we did pussy out of a set.

And thus a new meme was born. Burto will be updating them on his sidebar. Here’s my first crack.

Good reader submissions using the template will earn a spot on my blog. Feel free to rip it off for your own but please give credit to Burto and I.

I date a porn-a-like from Russia

June 12, 2011

I’ve long been a fan of the Private porno company. They always put together top-class euro-totty into movies with good production values. And formulaic though it is, the action is pretty good too. Fond memories of my youth….

When I was an 18 year old chode I first discovered Private magazine on a weekend dope-smoking trip to Amsterdaam. This is back when there was no internet and porn was not legally available in the UK. An under-the-counter porno mag literally cost £40. So as horny chodes in Amsterdaam it was exciting to have whole shops dedicated to filth.

It was here I first saw Tania Russof. A cheeky Hungarian mink who became my second favourite porno slut (after Tabatha Cash). As time went by I ended up dating/fucking a Japanese girl who looked exactly like Tabatha (my ex-wife) – but with slanty eyes obviously. Never got to date a Russof look-alike. That changed in Estonia.

My chick

with make up

These are the closest matching pictures I can find. In person, she’s very similar. I hope I get to fuck her.

Kill Momentum 101 – Don’t move your feet

June 8, 2011

One of our students on the Estonia residential had never heard of the “Yad stop”, where you jump in front of the girl and stop her dead in her tracks. It’s the basic bread and butter of London daygame. So we taught him that and his results jump up immediately.

It’s always tempting for guys to follow a girl. Even when you’ve done your big “stop” movement, the girl might keep walking and then your feet will start following her automatically. Resist it. Don’t chase the girl. Don’t pander to her whims. A man who holds his ground exercises a magnetic power over women.

Here’s an example.

This hot young thing turned out to be a mum on her way home to her small child. A fair excuse. For training purposes just notice how I never move my feet, I keep talking, and I order her around. She loves it.

Catwalk model bounceback

June 7, 2011

Here’s one of the bouncebacks I got during this week’s trip to Estonia. It’s not the greatest because ultimately I can’t fuck the girl, but on the plus side:

1. She’s a catwalk model
2. She’s a teenager
3. She’s a virgin
4. It took me an hour from open to my door

So all things considered I did ok. I might update this post with some play-by-by. Dunno, me and Burto have gotten fucking loads of material this trip and it’s gonna take forever to sift it all. Estonian girls are well nice, I’m as happy as a pig in shit.

I’ll rate her a high eight.