Five Girls, Five Days, Five Finger Fucks

September 11, 2010

Didn’t even realise I’d hit a personal record until I was singing in the shower this morning and it hit me: I am Tony Ferrino!

Monday: I’m with the (1) French girl on our last day of her visit to London. I fuck her when we wake up and then while out shopping I’m fingering her on the street. She’s giving me the doggy dinner eyes so I take her home, dress her in a Neo Genesis Evangelion costume with knee-high leather boots and fuck her again. She’s on the afternoon Eurostar so the (2) Thai comes over to fuck

Tuesday: I finally go on a Day 2 with (3) buxom black girl. Still can’t close her but I finger her in O’Neil’s bar in Chinatown and she gives me a blowjob in the taxi to her place. There’s a separate post coming on this date.

Wednesday: Travelling to Lithuania. No girl.

Thursday: Evening date with (4) Borat girl ends with me fingering her at the bus stop while she furiously rubs my cock. Too much LMR for the f-close this time.

Friday: Second date with (5) Finnish girl who I couldn’t even k-close on the Day 2. This date ends 4am in a dark alleyway with her wanking me off while I finger her. I f-close her the next night. Perhaps I’ll do a post about this date.

Sunday: I read the news. Wash my hair. Polish my shoes.

Plenty of other stuff going on too so maybe I’ll flesh out this post when I’ve got time. Got a couple more dates today so perhaps I’ll go six for six.


  1. you should have had cruel angel theses on wile fucking her=))…..perv
    please tell us how you did it, go into detail, i bet the finish story is interesting

  2. Man, you do a lot of fingering out in public huh? Of course I don’t know how these dates are going down but just one thing that comes to mind. If I’m out with a girl that I haven’t fucked yet, I tend to shy away from things that will deflate that sexual tension. I’d get her turned on, but I probably wouldn’t finger her at a bar or a bus stop. If you could get her turned on enough to go back to your place and then finger her when there is a bed around the corner, that would be a much easier transition to banging her out. Whenever I don’t fuck a girl on the first or especially the second date, I always try to think about what I could have done, so I’m just throwing out a few thoughts…. All in all, five chicks in five days is a good week in my book brother! Nice work…

  3. En Fuego, my man.

    Which is your favorite of the five girls? Man, just typing that is *sick*.

  4. come on krauser, i feel rally down on myself show us some f closes or smth

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