The Expendables – The best and worst of action movies

August 19, 2010
krauserpua

Best

  • The cast. It’s like all of the best action movie stars of the past twenty years all in one movie. It can barely handle that much awesomeness in one place.
  • Arnie, Sly and Willis in a scene together
  • Violence that makes even the last Rambo movie seem tame
  • Massively alpha Mickey Rourke and Dolph Lundgren performances.

White Knight Army

Worst

The plot: Stupid entitlement princess betrays her father in the worst possible way by hiring a gang of mercenaries to kill him and steal his country. Daddie finds out and tries to save her from the inevitable but she won’t stop causing trouble until she’s captured by the Evil White Man. The most awesome gang of white knights ever assembled then slaughters about 500 men to get the ingrate bitch out of her own mess. The end. About as misandrist as a movie can be.

I still fucking loved it. Still, a reminder that you can be the most badass alpha on the planet but if you refuse the red pill you’ll get yourself into all kinds of needless grief over wimmin.

Oh, I finger-fucked my thai girl in the cinema during the harbour bombing run scene.

Roissy Gives Me The Rub

August 12, 2010
krauserpua

Everything in life is like pro wrestling. In this case:

Rub – This is when a top performer tries to get a lower card performer over by associating with them, usually not by jobbing but working a competitive match with them or allowing them to cut a promo on them or look good in an angle.”

I log into my WordPress dashboard and see my site hits have gone spastic. Turns out Roissy Chateau has discussed my 1-on-1 review of Yad and sent a shitload of his readers over to me. On the first day my page views are 400% above the norm. Next day it’s 500%. As if that’s not enough Assanova is saying nice things about me too.

Feeling pretty good about myself right now. Almost as good as when I did that Muslim virgin up the arse. Thanks fellas.

Mine is not the only adventure

May 9, 2010
krauserpua

Blogging is a wonderful thing. While I trundle onwards along my path to pick up mastery I keep meeting fellow travellers. Here’s a selection of their blogs. If you keep a pick-up journal and I missed you out, post in the comments and I’ll have a look. If I start reading you regularly I’ll post up your link.

Jake Turner:  The Quiet Earth

Bhodisatta: One Man’s Adventure in PUA Land

Willy Wonka: Willy Wonka’s Adventures

Johnny Wisdom: Wisdom’s Game

Karlos the Marmoset: My PUA Training Journal

Anonymous: Green Droppings

Rake: Rake in Seattle