I bang my first 26 year old Sarajevan muslim

July 22, 2012

Team Krauser has been out in Sarajevo for a few days, mainly because Jimbo is obsessed with the place and wanted to do the night train from Zagreb. I’ve had a week in Turkey visiting a girl then I roll in 9pm on Friday night. Apparently it’s impossible to get laid in Sarajevo…. according to this guy on the internet:

“Leave – ASAP! Let me be frank. Just forget Serbia, as well as Bosnia and Croatia.

You will never get any girl from there, if you are aiming above 3 in grade out of 10 (and I guess most of us aim for at least 7 or .

I have lived there, studied there, know the language, been there almost ten times now, know their songs, their culture, their politics, whatever, and also have some kind of network there.

But, their women – just forget it. Their culture, their society, will not allow it.

What we will be offered, if not living there for like 20 years, and really play their slooow game, is “kaka”, that is shit. So, no need to read any more threads about the former republics of Yugoslavia. Just get your bag and leave! If you are there hunting women, so to speak.”

I’m pretty sure that sex and tourism forums are where the high value men hang out. Probably George Clooney and Cary Grant have a few posts on which Serbian dive bars to find grotty 6s….. but I digress. There’s no question Yugoslavia is a difficult place to get laid if you are after high quality non-slutty locals and only in town a couple of weeks. Sarajevo is an order of magnitude harder than Zagreb. Bhodi goes so far as to offer a bet that he’ll drink a glass of his own cum if one of us fucks a Bosnian non-rotter in Sarajevo. Stakes are too high for me seeing we only expect a long weekend here.

Not easy

So Friday night rolls around, I’ve been in town only a few hours when we hit the bars. Jimbo and Robusto get into a really good set with two beauties, girls who’d turn heads in every London club and it’s going great until the inevitable friction…. both in serious relationships to local guys and just not willing to cheat. This isn’t the UK. When girls say that here it means something. So the boys eject and we try to find a club on the first day of Ramadan. It’s pretty dead. We end up downstairs in some rubbishy nightclub playing folk dance music. There’s only ten people and only one set – four girls of whom two are pretty hot. Robusto and I are figuring out how to open when some Spanish guy opens me and brings his Bosnian girlfriend over. Just friendly people wanting to chat so I reciprocate knowing it’s making me look social. But then the girls leave.

This is where I become something of a cunt and break the hallowed wing rules. Robusto follows them out and opens before they can jump in a taxi. The set has a weak hook but hook nonetheless. As I sidle up some gypsy beggar boy slides into the middle to hijack it. I fucking hate gypsies. Really despise them. Robusto proceeds to neutralise him while I notice the prettiest girl is looking at me alot and has the “up for it” vibe. I eyefuck her ragged and chat about nonsense, tooling her and being a dick. I hear Robusto in the background calling me a goblin (code for set-stealing) with steam coming out his ears. One week of blueballs, several hours of cocktails, and a hot Krauser girl returning my eyefucking…. I just don’t care. I steamroller the set and shut him out.

This is diabolical behaviour. I have no excuse at all. After taking her number I get a well deserved dressing down from Jimbo while Robusto mostly just calls me a cunt. There’s no answer to it.

A high seven version of this

It’s a hot lead. Text chat goes well and at 5pm on Saturday I meet her for drinks, already halfcut from cocktails with Jimbo the previous two hours. Conversation goes great. My date game is focused and on point so she keeps cooing “you’re so self confident”. That’s the best thing you can hear from a girl until “do you have a condom?” She takes me to the best little cafe in Sarajevo, real Austro-Hungarian style place, and I just know its on. I do my usual verbal escalation. Things like:

    • Sorry, I just looked at your breasts. I’ll keep my eyes up
    • I can see you are very introverted. I like it. You can really focus your attention and make interesting conversation
    • When you go to the bathroom I’m gonna check you out. [when she comes back I stare at her legs and give an approving nod]
    • I’m going to kiss you in the next bar

These have a dual function as compliance tests. If the girl doesn’t want to fuck, she’ll block or evade. Instead I was getting smiles, thanks, reciprocal compliments, and good sexual tension. Finally two hours in I kiss her on the street, planning to do one more bar but my spidersense tells me she’s ready to extract. So I suggest mixing cocktails. She’s easy about going to my house or back to her flat. When she tells me she lives alone I realise that’s better than trying to text three buddies and have them desert my apartment. Also, I want to fuck her in a soviet era block… my little fuck you to Socialism.

Back in the house it seems like plain sailing with the usual music, youtube videos and vodka oranges to get her ready. We makeout and I gradually escalate when the inevitable LMR comes up. This is Sarajevo not London. She puts her bra back on and I have to lean back for a while. With most girls there are a couple of key moments in the escalation where doing the wrong thing will set you back an hour or two by triggering ASD. I spot this one and just change the subject, put new music on and let her lean into me. My vibe works well and twenty minutes later I’ve got her top off again. I finger fuck her to orgasm but get more LMR. So another step back and we sit in the kitchen chatting, her sitting on my leg. Another half hour and now there’s time pressure because her friends are due around. We go back to the lounge and I’ve pretty much accepted the moment is gone… I’ll have to close tomorrow and risk her not contacting me. Bugger.

And then it all turns. I sense her horniness. Finally the hindbrain has overpowered the forebrain and she really wants to fuck. The clearest non-verbal signal a girl will give you that she’s finally ready to fuck (after a few knock backs) is she’ll proactively grab your cock and start rubbing it. Almost a 100% sign. So I push her over, pull the strides down and get my cock in her. +1.

Three minutes later her doorbell rings and I have to pull out with blue balls. It’s physically painful for the rest of the night. It’s about 10pm so I chat to her friend and then taxi home to join the gang. Got my lay but a bit unsatisfied. Bhodi weasels out of drinking his own cum on a technicality. I consider replying to the chode forum post above. I’ve knobbed a local Sarajevan good girl in less than 24 hours in the city. Surely I deserve a medal.

That’s me on the ninth floor, third left

I can’t gloat because it should’ve been Robusto with his dick in her. So my mission tonight is to make right my bad behaviour. The town is much busier on Saturday and it’s easy to open some sets and let him take over. Nothing really sticks, same old story. Hot girls, good conversation, plenty of attraction but overbearing social pressure cockblocking it. Around midnight my girl texts to say she’s in Hacienda bar with her friends and would we like to join? I remember she said her blonde friend (a solid seven) is a dirty ho so I figure I can strike off my debt. My girl has clearly been spending the past few hours sharing her story with her friends and DHVing us by proxy so when we roll up this blonde immediately fancies Robusto.

We run the set for an hour or two and he pairs off into isolation and dirty talks the blonde. He winks and lets me know its on. So I suggest a four-handed drinking party back at the girl’s flat and we taxi there. It’s a done deal. After a drink in the lounge we pair off. While I’m fucking my girl over her chest of drawers I get the “F-town” text. Nice one. I finish my girl off and dump another week’s work of cum on her tits, in her eyes and up her nose.

Lovely girl. She tells me her Number is “much lower than ten” and this is her first chance to tick the “get taken home by new guy” and “fuck foreign guy” checkboxes. Bhodi refuses the drinking the glass a second time.


  1. I hear you on the blue balls. Last weekend got LMRd so hard on a D2 (the dreaded period LMR, down to just panties) that if physically ached to get back on my motorbike. Almost had to walk home.

    Blue balls is the price I pay for a strict no fapping policy. I feel that modern women are such a pain in the ass to deal with and the pickup often so laborious that without that “neurological itch” I would stay at home reading, playing and chilling.

  2. Is that the girl in the first picture or is that just an example of the girls in Sarajevo? [More like a normal Zagreb girl, stock photo. The headscarf chick is a girl who looks very similar. Don’t want to use real photo. K.]

  3. So, lemme get this straight … being a post-modern Western douchebag isn’t a big draw with the ladies in the still-pretty-traditional Balkans?

    Wow, newsflash.

    The former Yugoslavia is still a great place to meet quality white women (exception: Slovenia, too Austrian; partial exception: Croatia, where cities are getting crappy like Western Europe).

    The trick is NOT to use the Game techniques that you think are golden. Actually, they are the cause of you not getting laid. Game works wonderfully on post-modern Women who have been infected by feminsim for two generations now. In still traditional places, not only do you not need Game, it’s toxic.

    Women in places like BiH are, by and large, pretty old-fashioned in their gender relations. There’s a veneer of feminism but it’s very shallow. They expect men to be men and women to be women. Fake-masculine posturing like Western men – all the exaggerated metrosexual BS – are used to is something women in the Balkans find weird and gay.

    You need to learn how to be a traditional man’s man – which you have no idea how to do.

    Bosnia has great women, Sarajevo especially. Sarajke are rightfully considered the hottest women in the Balkans. But they simply are NOT gonna hook up with you in a bar and spread for you within two hours. At least no decent women is. Period.

    Stop being lazy, put some effort into it, and you can score with some very hot sarajke. I’ve spent a lot of time in BiH and the region and, trust me, the women are a dream – traditional, feminine, yet animals in bed – if and only if you work at it.

    Forget everything you think you know about women, approach them like your granddad would have, and you’re in. You will have to be old fashioned – very masculine and in-charge yet deferential to her in some areas – but you can reap the pussy whirlwind.

    Pulling Game in BiH is so funny I can’t stop laughing at you. [Your reading comprehension is appalling. K.]

    • He got laid you clown. LOL.

      Though I do agree about being a man / masculine. But you should naturally align yourself along that path, not to “get pussy” but because that is the way a man is meant to be and is happiest in this way anyway.

      I wouldn’t “act” any way just to get pussy.

    • This times x100. I’ve been here a little while already and have two more months to go. I had to completely switch up my game because my usual game that works well was failing me.

      I would also like to add the importance of social circles here, they’re practically a necessity. I had to befriend a couple really low level HB, meet them out for coffee and slowly but surely I was being introduced to some of her hotter friends who were so much more receptive when conversing.

      It really seems like the Bosnian girls EXPECT game from westerns and you’ll be discredited immediately. I noticed when I began here I was basically having a one-way conversation with myself.

      Pussy in the Balkans take time

  4. Hey Krauser Team,

    I did mostly 500 direct street approaches without a lay. After this adventure my desire for women are low, therefor i do not have this deep attraction for women, what are important for direct daygame. Can you help, how to solve this problem? [Probably you are not man enough / high value enough for the women you are approaching, or your vibe is bad. I don’t know without seeing you. It’s not a permanent problem though. Do inner game work and fix the obvious stuff like grooming, fashion and exercise. K.]

    • Hello Krauser, thank you for the advice. But how can i create a deep desire for women, do you had the same problem, do you have a advise? [Not really. Increase your testosterone by wanking less, eating red meat, boxing, and hanging out with men. Develop respect for women by avoiding feminists and being in contact with truly feminine women. K]

  5. Leka,

    The guy just posted on how he banged a cute Muslim girl w/in 24 hours of being in the city and you’re telling him Game doesn’t work?

    That being said, Roosh has written on how in more tradition, less Feminist countries its not necessary to run Anglo-American style Cocky game. Roosh says that you can turn it down and be “confident and nice” and still pull quality poon. [And anyone who reads my blog knows I don’t run American style game. K.]

    • Pardon my less than encyclopedic knowledge of this douche’s blog.

      Anyone who says BiH, and most of the ex-Yugoslavia generally, isn’t a complete pussy paradise – meaning with quality women, unlike in the West – is a homo. [I didn’t say that. Hence my original comment about your shitty reading comprehension. Try reading what I actually wrote, rather than trying to put words into my mouth to facilitate getting your rant out. K]

    • “Cute Muslim girl w/in 24 hours” – Game Works, in Westernized societies, Some slut in a hijab whos been fucked by 6 other guys like her peers as whores they are is a “muslim” now. Nice imagination, all the western women I bang must be Christian then. even the Protestant girl and that girl who had the cross around her neck. Yep….See game wont work in historically & culturally rich eastern countries, lets see him have a run in Iraq, Iran, Syria, Afghanistan, Pakistan…Maybe some Arab countries and north african countries put there for good measure of Game VS Society/Upbringing.. Game works on Western specially outside Anglo Sphear Western influenced countries and women, similar to the tuniian muslim whore, which If I was in his shows I would had fucked that little slut not only up the butt but the other one aswell for good measure..let her deal with it later…lol…Game wont where men run the show and women aren’t allowed to whore around without a great stigma or even death attached to it….in those places game can get your attraction going with a woman at best..perhaps with some social circles and foreigner status it may work in UAE and North Africa and Turkey(with lesser effort) for the rest “forgettaaboutaait” – Joe Peci..

      • Yeah Krauser is preety stupid but he “scored” with some slut that nobody wants to fuck in Bosnia when he posted the “Libyan” girl i laughed my ass off the chick was horribly ugly so i can just imagine how this one looked,he has quite some imagination tho i will admit that. “Muslim” my ass muslim woman dont shake hands with no strangers and believe me i dont really believe 80% stuff this guy posts becouse there is no possibility that a hot woman from the Bosnia/Balkans or anywhere else in the world except some western countries would sleep with a guy that looks like him no offense to him but out there in the Balkans they are tall and huge people in general especially Dinaric Alps (Bosnia,Montenegro) so if his story is true i just cant imagine what that woman went through,even if she was poor it would still be sad to think somebody slept with this guy.. [Triggered. K.]

  6. Nick,

    I have a question regarding age. You’re 37 and yet you are pulling girls 18-25. How much longer do you anticipate being able to do that for? Is it possible for someone in their 50s (well preserved say) to run day game (or any game) and bang 18-26 year old girls? Do we have an example of that anywhere? I’m just curious as to what the realities are concerning the older player as I am a few years short of 40 myself. [I don’t know, but so far I see no signs of 18-25 girls lacking interest in me. K.]

    • Dean,

      The way to go on this is assume your target is attracted to older confident men right from the beginning. Post attraction, drop in a “do you find older men intimidating?” or “do you feel you might be to immature to hang out with me” (with cocky smirk) as a bit of qualifying and then game as usual, never bringing up the age issue. When I’m working an 18 year old, and she presents me to one of her same age orbiters, I shoot the shit with him and then turn to her and say, “hey your friends a really nice kid”, subtle things like this to issinuate the fact that guys her age aren’t men yet.

      Needless to say, stay looking young and keep up with what the kids are into these days.

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  8. To be precise: initially on arrival in Sarajevo I felt the rampant over-confidence regarding likelihood of lays was in contrast to my calibration of traditional Muslim-ish girls on Ramadan and offered a leveraged bet:
    >If the guys get laid I drink a slug of my own Power-Essence.
    >If the guys don’t get laid then Burto drinks a shot of Jimmy’s foul discharge.

    The bet was never accepted and I always suspected this bunch of weasely fanny rats wouldn’t stick to the deal anyway.

  9. Not trying to be a dick, but does it count if you didn’t nut? [Two strokes is our rule. I ended up banging her all weekend. K]

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  12. You are a filthy lier. That never happened. It is okay to dream biatch, but not to lie. Stupid ass moron. [Putting his email into facebook showed him to be this guy. One facebook friend. That’s popularity! K.]

  13. Once I fucked a serbian girl in the church. They are really horny , serbian girls..

  14. ..and then you woke up and noticed you wet your bed. I can’t imagine how people actually believe your bullshit story. [Triggered. K.]

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