Regular readers will be familiar with the cute Italian who added me by mistake on Facebook and I’ve been gaming since. It’s now at the stage where she opens me every single time she sees me online and sometimes messages inbetween. It would appear she’s getting addicted to the dopamine rushes of our chats. We haven’t met yet but once we do it’s on. We’ve already been swapping sexual fantasies.
Most of the chats of bantering with droppings of comfort. This girl responds far better to pushes than to pulls so I’m usually hitting her with four or five pushes for every pull, then moving into comfort whenever possible (because that’s lacking). Here’s an example when she invited me to a party one Friday night:
Me: ok keep the tickets for me, and I’ll let you know after I spoke to my friends
Her: but i need to know asap
Me: tomorrow morning ok to tell you?
Her: yes u have time til this friday as too late!
Me: don’t worry little smelly Italian girl…..
Her: i’m not smelly anymore
Me: you smell like a pack of rats living under a bridge in a storm
Her: whaat i’m smelling like flowers
Me: I smell like flowers you smell like old socks
Her: my old socks smell like flowers
Me: you made a mistake you mean your flowers smell like old socks
Her: no i dnr have flowers
We never did go to the club but as usual she’s hitting me up on facebook almost every day. Here’s a chat from a week later.
Her: oioioiooiioioi hahaha
Me: still avoiding doing any work, I see
Her: heeeeey i’m off today!!! sometimes, i’m off ok! hahaha
Me: aha, I remember now having fun?
Her: not yet
Me: I’m going to Kew Gardens today very cultural I must be a culturally sophisticated gentleman
Her: hahahahahha yes… ive never been there
Me: they wouldn’t let you in culturally sophisticated people only no troublemakers
Her: whaaat i’m not a troublemaker! and i’m more sophisticated than you
Me: I’m sure you’ve said that many times, after being caught with your hand in the cookie jar
Her: hahahha noo stop talking about you
Me: I cause trouble I don’t deny it I’ve been interviewed by police more times than I’ve been interviewed for jobs
Her: hahahahhahahahha so you are totally trouble
Me: not totally
Her: i’m too lazy today and i have to do lots of things pffffff u should come and do it for me
Me: no I just had a shower I smell like a cool summer breeze as it blows across a field of daisies
Her: dirty socks you mean…
Me: you smell like a dead mouse in the corner of a dirty room
Her: hahahaha have you even smelled one?
Me: yes, in Italy in your best hotel
Her: hahahaha our hotels are better than the english ones… i dnt want to imagine about the smell of the dead mouses here…
Me: what are you wearing?
Her: pyjama well kind of
Me: shorts or trousers?
Me: what colour underwear?
Her: i dnt wear underwear when i sleep
Me: me neither
Her: so.. i go for a shower if u wanna join me the door will be opened hahahha
Me: already had a shower but thanks for the offer
Me: cool but I am going out now, to watch Thor in the cinema take a photo before you put your clothes on and send it to me I’ll check it out when I get back have a great day
She’s given me two lingerie photos. It’s trundling along nicely but I’m careful not to put too much effort into her seeing as she’s quite a time waster. I’ll just keep letting her open me while I’m doing other things online. My guess is 40% chance of sex.