Daygame Resistance: Lessons From Coaching

January 27, 2020
krauserpua

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Hardcore daygame, yesterday

“Hey big man, fancy bumping into you outside the Argyll Arms on this cold winter evening. Have you been daygaming?” asks a keen purveyor of the mystical street arts to another adept he’s just crossed paths with.

Snow falls lightly onto his nose. He hunches his shoulders and shivers. A woolly hat and thick scarf would probably stave of hypothermia, but such winter comforts would clash with his rock’n’roll jacket and obscure the three skull pendants hanging from his neck. He long since lost feeling in his fingers. Rather frostbite than allow mittens to cover his skull rings.

The big man replies.

“It’s been pretty grim, mate. Only found four sets in two hours. Barely even sixes at that!”
“Shite. Let’s go inside for a quick snifter. We’ll get warmed up.”

The two men shuffle indoors. A warm blast of air from the interior of the Argyll Arms overwhelms them both. They walk down a narrow corridor past a couple of small booths and on to a large bar area. It’s buzzing inside with the after-work crowd. The two men prop up the bar.

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A great place for Russian arm drags

Twenty minutes later they are each onto a second pint and deep into a discussion of the current state of London daygame.

“Has [redacted] put his YouTube videos back up yet? He can’t still be shitting himself over that BBC documentary,” opines the rock’n’roller.
“I got a group email from him. He’s put his entire content behind a paywall together with his [redacted].”

He of the skull rings nods thoughtfully. Daygamers like to spot patterns and to connect threads. It takes him mere moments to formulate a hypothesis. “All his old free stuff is now pay only? He’s following [redacted]‘s business model, isn’t he. He saw that [redacted] made some money off his [redacted] and is now running a [redacted] group. He wants a piece of it doesn’t he. Fair enough.”
“It’s still a bit shit, though. All the big channels going down. Even [redacted] got taken down. Probably a good thing, now his ugly Australian mug doesn’t show up on my feed.”
“Yeah but that pasty ginger [redacted] was just hiring hookers anyway. The videos were all fake.”
“Oh, I didn’t realise, I didn’t look closely. You mean like The Natural [redacted]?”
“No, mate. I mean literally fake, not merely shit.”
“But those guys actually just [redacted shifty stuff you wouldn’t believe but I know for a fact] don’t they?”
“According to Krauser, yeah. Total fags.”
“What happened to that [handsome] Geordie [inspiration of many]? He never blogs anymore. It’s been ages since he released any new content. It’s like the entire daygame world ground to a halt now that he’s stopped doing its thinking for them [1].”
“Funny you should mention that. He’s just put his Daygame Resistance talk up on YouTube. The whole thing. In its entirety. For free.”
“What? You mean he’s not charging $99 for it like [redacted]? What a kind, generous man. He’s got a heart of gold that Nick Krauser has. I never did believe the people who said he’s a cunt.”

 

[1] Look, I’m writing this and it’s a fantasy chat. I can make the characters say whatever I want.

18 Comments

  1. Your certainly no cunt nick! Okay maybe a tiny bit of a cunt then….but we still all appreciate the free vid nick! And no paywall either you cheeky fucka!! The man, the legend, that baldie little Geordie bastard we salute you sir! Ok ass licking out the way , thanks again nick.You cunt 🙂

    • No need for a paywall when you have a lucrative product placement deal with Heinz Beanz. Sponsorship is the future of Daygame events. Next year: a red-pilled Captain Birdseye joins the audience for the Q and A.

      • Since the YouTube demonetisations, every daygame channel is scrambling for supermarket sponsorship. Tusk just signed a five-year deal with Findus. The contract requires him to feed all his dates fish fingers.

      • Master Krauser- thank you for your reply.

        It is good to hear that Tusk is doing well and will hopefully progress to infields of a same day Crispy Pancake close.

        There is definitely a need for a Daygame Alpha Foods product. I recently purchased [redacted]’s guide to Welsh Alpro products, “Soy Seduction”. Sadly, the infields merely taught me to hide in a cupboard at my mum’s house and shit my pants whenever a policeman walks by. My prooves are 100% Real.

  2. Can someone enlighten me for what’s [redacted] interpretation of those mentioned in the chat?

  3. Anonymous conservative blog seems to be down. Anyone have input?

  4. when was this talk?

  5. Great tips…as always a force needed to wipe out these scamers and identify no game players.

    What do you think of Anthony Hustle?

    Thanks

  6. Is it possible WVM (White Van Man) employed a sneaky scarcity trick on his fans and friends? He’s just basically reappeared to claim he was only taking a little break. He couldn’t have said something – sent a tweet, anything – for three plus months? Nice to see he’s gaming his students like he want to fuck them.

  7. Hi Nick, thanks for all your hard work. I was kind of fucked up by divorce, but your content helped me a lot. An island of honesty in the ocean of alpha bullshit.

  8. Speaking of Natural [Redacted], this gem popped up in my YouTube suggestions earlier today:

    Also just noticed that Liam McRae has pretty much disappeared from the entire internets. [It seems Marshall is challenging Andrew Tate for the bottom rung of the self-help community. K.]

  9. what happened to that austrailian instagram guy

  10. Great talk. I’m probably going to rewatch it once or twice. I’m glad that you’re willing to continue teaching game after so many years. It’s amazing to me that you’re not more popular given the quality of your stuff but I guess that you keep way too real to ever go mainstream like RSD or Mystery at one point.

  11. Man, you talk about your SMV going to shit as a result of you grinding sets and gaming but in my view that means you’re approaching it in the wrong way. Gaming is about simultaneously improving yourself (increasing your SMV) while showcasing yourself (delivering your SMV). Sure you might pile on a kilo or two if you miss a few gym sessions and eat an extra pizza or two during a euro tour, but if you let yourself turn into a fat cunt then you’ve done it the wrong way, not that too much gaming itself is bad.

    Your selection of birds must of dropped if you were walking around as a fat aged cunt. Glad you got yourself sorted. From the video you’re already beginning to look like a stud, I’d continue getting down to a bodyfat in the 10-13% range so that you have a flat stomach with general good muscle definition.

  12. After a ton of forwarding and rewinding, I finally found my fave bit @ [ 46′ 10″ ]
    The gay OMG yad stop :))))))

  13. Hey Krauser, I challenge you to a gaming contest

    I have height and hair- how can you compete!

    I get the top hb10s don’t be mad!

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