There’s No Such Thing As A Jerkboy

May 12, 2016

Girl 1

A young girl took a stroll at night in the city. Grox saw the girl was very pretty.

“Hello, little girl. My name is Grox. Your pretty face has left me feeling shocked! Come with me to my house, it’s full of treats! I tell you now, it’s the best in these streets!”
“It’s awfully sweet of you, Mr. Grox, but I think I will eat treats from CJ’s box”
“CJ? Please do tell, pretty lady. Who is this CJ? He sounds shady”
“He’s Charismatic Jerkboy, don’t you know? He has the most perfect looking nose, and a perfect square jaw!”
“I don’t know him, so I’m sure he don’t matter.”
“Oh but be warned, he don’t like anyone giving me patter!”
“A person the same as me? I’d better flee!”
and Grox ran away and hid behind a tree.

“Young and naïve Grox, fell for my ploy. Doesn’t he know there is no such thing as a Charismatic Jerkboy …”

Girl 2

On went the little girl through the dark city. A man with a puffy blue coat saw the girl and she was pretty.

“Hey, there, lil Mama, my name is Crowl. I see you eyeing my coat, it’s 100% wildfowl! I was up all night, on the prowl. With looks like yours mama, you could make a man howl!”
“It’s frightfully nice of you, Mr Crowl, but I won’t treat my CJ so foul.”
“Come lil mama, and I’ll make you a star. Tell me, lil mama, can CJ take you as far?”
“He’s Charismatic Jerkboy, don’t you know? He has the most perfect looking nose, and a perfect square jaw!”
“Where are you two meeting? Are you his lil squeeze?”
“Next street over. He’s a guy does whatever he please.”

“That type of man? So long lil mama!”
And Crowl slinked off without any drama.

“Old and slick Crowl, fell for my ploy. Doesn’t he know there is no such thing as a Charismatic Jerkboy …”

Girl 3

On went the little girl through the big dark city. A male model appeared from the shadows of the alley.

Although he was very cute and his muscles smoothing, all the little girl’s senses told her she needed to keep moving.
“Hello, little girl, my name is Jake. I will show you my great big snake. Come with me to the shadows of my alley, so that I could have a taste of your hidden valley.”
“It’s wonderfully nice of you, Mr Jake. But I’m meeting CJ and I baked him a cake.”
“Look at this six pack, check out my hair. Tell me young miss, does CJ have my flair?”
“He’s Charismatic Jerkboy, don’t you know? He has the most perfect looking nose, and a perfect square jaw!”

“Who is CJ? What’s so special about this man?”

“He’s the darkest of triads, a man with a plan.”

“That’s too much for me, goodbye little girl!”

And Jake ran off. After giving a twirl.

“A pretty young boy, is silly Jake. But doesn’t he know CJ is fake!”

Girl 4

On went the girl, walking on a little more. She spied a man with a perfect square jaw!

He was brash and rough, a smirk on his face. He walked with swagger like he owned the place.
CJ yelled out “I found myself a hottie , but she looks weak and rather snotty!” He tweaked her nose and asked “Are you single?” She bristled and scowled but felt a tingle.
“Weak?” she blustered. “Everyone fears me. Just walk behind and then you’ll see.”
“Alright! I’m in. I’m not missing this chance. Lead the way Miss Monkeypants.”

As they walked, CJ heard a sound from the alley. From out of the shadows, Jake made a sally.
“Hey, look it’s Jake!”, the girl exclaimed. She waved her hands “Hello, Jake! We meet again!”
Jake took one look at CJ and lost his glow. “I’m sorry little girl, but I have to go!”
And with that, he took off running. The little girl felt awfully cunning.
“You see that Jerkboy,  I ain’t no prey!”
“Amazing!” he thought. “This girl can play.”

They walked a little bit more, and saw a pimp with his ho. The little girl waved, “That’s a man I know!”
“Hey Mr. Crowl!” she shouted aloud. “I’m back again, what are you doing now?”
Crowl looked up at CJ and lost his bottle. “There must be a mistake. I’m really Aristotle”

He picked up his cane, jumped in his car. Then drove someplace very far.

“You see that Jerkboy. Did you hear me roar?”
“Extraordinary!” he thought. “Let’s see some more”

As they headed further on down to the end of the street, they saw a man dancing to his own strange beat.
“That’s Grox!” she called,  making him jump in shock. “Why are you still here on this block?”
“Hello, little girl with the pretty face. I think it’s time for Grox to make haste!”
He quickly picked up his things and ran as if his legs were made of springs.

“You see that Jerkboy. I’m no push-over”
“Fantastic!” he thought. “A four-leaf clover”

Girl 5

“Well, CJ? Can’t you see? Everyone is afraid of me! I’m a strong girl who can do whatever a man can , maybe it’s time you got up and ran!”
CJ leant back with an inscrutable face. He felt it was time to put this whelp in her place.

“That’s all very clever, I’ll admit I’m impressed. But you’d look a whole lot sweeter in a pretty summer dress”

The little girl blushed, the wind out of her sails. She didn’t know how to handle one of these alpha males.
All was quiet in the big dark city. “I’m admit it Jerkboy, you really are witty.”

He took her hand and she followed undaunted. She’d succeeded in getting who she really wanted.


  1. Interesting . CJ is the choice game Roissy claims for 18-24

  2. I liked that … had a Grimms fairy tale ring to it!

  3. Gruffalo game. [Good spot. K.]

  4. Hello Mr Krauser.
    I want to ask an another topic, i read in your blog things, like mystery is not really good with woman. Why do you think that?

    • Because only someone who was really shit with women and didn’t GET IT would think that you have to dress like an autistic freak and come up with weird names for every possible “stage” of the seduction, super-imposing over the situation some weird, non existent imaginary events, while the girl looks on at you with wide eyes wondering “who the fuck is this weird faggot? is he gay?” This is all shit that people with poor foundations use to hide the fact that they have poor foundations. There’s a place for style and analysis, but its not some thing you should obsess over like Mystery did. The guys with the best game just have rock solid foundations and enjoy their moment to moment experience of reality so that when they approach a woman their vibe is one of “confident man, enjoying the situation”, as opposed to “worried, weird, detached, anxious loser blathering on about his 4 year old niece, wearing weird clothes and generally acting autistic”.

      While Mystery was out pulling fat, drunk munters and then living through the validation he got on PUA forums when he then lied the next day about bedding a 10, all the while wearing a feather boa, goggles, a fur coat, and looking like a lunatic homosexua while acting weird and spergy (really, looking back, it is HILARIOUS and ABSURD that someone so weird became the face of the PUA industry), some other guy was just going out in a jeans and t shirt, connecting with girls from a place of low fear and low anxiety, and not obsessing over any of it. On the occasion Mystery did actually pull a high quality woman it was likely because she was horny and he was good looking and tall, and probably decided to give his act a rest for a night and just be normal. The idea that you have to dress like a drag queen and learn magic tricks and “routines” in order to pull a woman is so fucking out of left field that it beggars belief that it actually became accepted wisdom. Men 3000 years ago weren’t dressing like detached autists and carrying round packs of cards with them to get girls.

      At the end of the day Mystery’s shtick wasn’t entirely without merit, and generally moving in the “cocky funny” direction is good advice for shit guys who still pedestalize girls, so I’ll give him that. At the end of the day Mystery was a guy that was slightly better than the AFC, but still a weird anxious guy that felt he had to make a fool out of himself to attract attention and get laid. [Exhibit A of a tChad. K.]

      • I used to be autistic about women because I didn’t hit on them until my late teens due to delusional romantic fantasies making the girls around me seem not worth the effort. When I didn’t have reference experiences of seduction, his step by step approach did help(e.g. I used to do comfort before attraction which is fail) and in the end his method doesn’t really need any of the weird shit he did, which I assume was a façade to cover insecurities he didn’t want to deal with).

        Getting stuck on the mystery method or not using it as a method, but as an identity is silly, I agree, but it’s a good start. It being step by step and not just disparate concepts is probably better for those without a routine to begin with.

  5. Tyler:
    This is not reallly looks like drunked, fat old woman… for me…

    And there are some more videos.. [That VH1 is the very definition of smoke’n’mirrors for the rubes. They got busted hiring actors/actresses both as contestants and “sets”. K.]

  6. Krauser. I’m respected your opinion, and Im doing your stuff.
    Im just curious about, why dou you think Mystery, Style not good with woman?

  7. Krauser
    I don’t want to irritate you, but the actors in a TV show doesn’t mean he is not good with woman.. For me. It’s just a show.
    Just like Torero. Torero already use actor, but I think he is really good with woman. [Believe what you will. K.]

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