d. Cat (-1 point)
Qu.2 – Have you ever stolen sweets from a shop?
a. Yes, but I felt really guilty afterwards (+1)
b. Yes, I still do (+0)
c. No, I’m too scared I’ll go to hell (+1)
d. I don’t eat sweets. I prefer low calorie yoghurt (-1)
Qu.3 – People usually describe you as:
a. Sweet and feminine (+2)
b. Feisty, fun and rambunctous (+1)
c. Determined and independent (0)
d. Like, totally random (-10)
Qu.4 – It’s our first date and you are waiting patiently, looking cute. I text to say I’m running really late. Do you:
a. Wait longer (+1)
b. Take the opportunity to retouch your makeup and hair. Then wait longer (+2)
If you’re already on five points, drop me a line. I think we are destined for great things. Perhaps. If you’re still struggling then don’t give up – there’s a few more chances left. But don’t cheat!
Qu.5 – You like your man to communicate to you primarily with: (1 point each)
Qu.6 – When you cook our first meal is it:
a. A traditional recipe passed down from your grandmother (+3)
b. Carefully selected from your library of cook books and from original ingredients (+2)
c. Reheated from M&S (-5)
d. Contains mushrooms or red peppers (-10)
Okay, we’re nearly done. I admire your spirit.
Qu.7 – What is the first thing you buy for me?
a. A night of drinks so you can get me drunk and trick me into your bed (+2 for directness)
b. Tickets to a girly date movie so you can get me feeling romantic and trick me into your bed (+2 for your noble intentions)
c. An expensive cool gadget so you can get me excited and trick me into your bed (+2 for creativity)
Qu.8 – When we have sex you prefer it to involve (1 point for all that apply)
OK girl, total up those scores and see how well you’ve done. I’m gonna assume scouts honour and you’ve answered carefully and honestly like the good girl I know you are.
22+ : You can’t count. Go back to school.
21: You would be my perfect woman if you weren’t such a naughty cheater.
15-20: Yeah, you’re cool. Drop me a line.
11-14: I dunno, you seem kinda sketchy
ABOUT ME: I read, kickbox, talk lots and can be quite impulsive.
Together we walk hand in hand along the cliff edge and take the steps down to the shore. As the waves lap our feet and the sun slowly sets, we laugh and cavort. Two soulmates connecting like stars in the heavens.
Alternatively, I could take you to a pub and then give you a rogering in the bathrooms.
April 30, 2012 at 10:57 am
That’s great, not done the whole online game thing since I’ve been learning game, wonder how Jimmy’s profile is in comparison as I know he was online gaming just for the trolling. Book should be interesting
April 30, 2012 at 12:25 pm
I don’t see the point of it all, but lulz indeed
April 30, 2012 at 5:12 pm
My comrade nick, one and only and yet I think the mask is too thin
April 30, 2012 at 10:05 pm
Cool idea with the questionnaire, do you get contacted by the girls with this or it’s only when they’re checking your profile after you’ve messaged them? [Still relies on messaging first. N.]
May 8, 2012 at 2:36 am
I’ve already commented on this from the first day it was posted but apparently the vomment didn’t post SMFH.
Well,decent questionnaire.But question is,don’t you think it’d get too monotonous for the target?
Unless it can be tailored in a way that you can select a scaled down version of which questions to use.
May 10, 2012 at 7:53 pm
Damn. This is straight up genius. I want the book now.
May 27, 2012 at 7:28 pm
I modified it slightly for my region, but IT’S THE BEST FUCKING PROFILE I’VE HAD. It’s the chick-crack Cosmo profile, targeted and the young and fun, rather than the old and frigid. I have gotten more positive responses from this…you just better not use it on the same site, or we’ll look like copy-cat AFC’s!
June 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Interesting when is this book out then?? [Dunno. We just wrote it for fun and gave a few copies to friends. Jimmy is in control of it. K.]
June 11, 2012 at 8:13 am
If you choose your girlfriend according to animals she likes, then I am so sorry. I don’t think you’ll ever find a proper one [Then I guess I’m resigned to celibacy. K]
August 17, 2012 at 11:38 pm
This is great. I’d probably tone down some of the overt sexuality to widen the target audience, but will definitely be stealing the concept. Cheers.
September 3, 2012 at 2:41 pm
Hey the RSG boys are coming out with a new online book i m very interested in what you guys offer.
I just got into POF and the results have been extremely poor while i have heard a few of your guys are sending out 20 emails and getting 8 to 6 replies on POF.
I have sent out 250 plus emails now got 24 views and 3 replies which to me seems like piss poor results.
I noticed POF no longer lets you put subject lines for your messeges could this be the reason why i m not getting many views and replies???!
Have any of you noticed a downfall with POF since these changes or are you still getting many good results?
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