This is how to do Facebook sex chat

January 10, 2011

Ewwwww Warning: This post is sexually explicit future projection. If you actually know me personally, you shouldn’t read it or you’ll get that icky feeling in your stomach. You’ve been warned!

A latter stage of Long Game is to get the girl crossing the sexual rubicon before she meets you for the date. You want to get all of the LMR out of the way, all of the hurdles cleared, before you meet again. This is because you might have a logistically tight window to do the deed and don’t want to be messing around with that stuff and eating up the clock. So I’m an advocate of fucking the girl online first to speed the real f-close along all the faster when rubber hits the road.

Here’s an example of how to do it. I have not yet fucked this girl and I won’t be in the same country as her for another few weeks. Bear in mind the specifics of this future projection are unique to the girl and my relationship with her. It’s not one size fits all. But for noobs out there, it’s a template you can work from to create a special moment with the girl. I won’t give a line by line analysis but bear these pointers in mind:

  • Take your time getting to the sex part. Heat up her buying temperature slowly
  • Keep telling her how she feels. Bring her emotions into it
  • Co-opt her by getting her to participate in telling you how she likes it. But generally lead the action itself.
  • Keep the mental game going. Play up the mental angle of what you are both thinking.
  • When you go rough or sexually extreme, include softeners
  • See the range of male qualities from extreme forcefuless to gentle care
  • Keep teasing, not quite giving what she wants

the laptop is just out of shot

Her: tell me what you were doing last week apart from gym and reading?
Me: Let’s change the subject. Something i want to talk about…. ūüôā¬†¬†¬† Imagine we are in my lounge. Nobody else is in the house.
Her: beginning is quite exciting..
Me: We have a bottle of red wine open. We’ve already drunk one glass each¬†¬†¬† There’s some soft jazz music in the background¬†¬†¬† the lights are dim¬†¬†¬† Tell me what you are wearing
Her: continue…
Me: so, tell me what you’re wearing
Her: ok.. I am wearing a dress..(should I start form dress or from underwear? ūüôā¬†¬† 0
Me: Your dress will be coming off quite quickly, so start with that
Her: ok.. I am wearing a white underwear with stockings ( a la Victoria’s secret)¬†¬†¬† no.. I think red will be better ūüėȬ†¬†¬† and what you are wearing?
Me: Nice.¬†¬†¬† I have blue jeans, a tight “rock star” tshirt, nice watch¬†¬†¬† So we’ve had some wine. We’re very slightly drunk
Her: start from underwear..
Me: I just got some new boxer shorts. Masters of the Universe ūüėĬ†¬†¬† They have pictures of the hero characters
Her: great.. ūüôā¬†¬†¬† so, continue..
Me: We are laughing. We feel like the only two people in the world    A song I like begins    So suddenly I take your hands, pull you to your feet, and we dance    a simple, amateurish dance
Her: what song it that?
Me: I’m Feeling Good. Nina Simone
Her: ok..
Me: We are dancing, but really we are not thinking about dancing    You have one arm on my shoulder. The other is holding your wine glass behind my back    Our whole bodies are touching. Your breasts against my chest, your stomach and hips touching mine    your lips very close to mine. not quite touching
Her: ..continue.. you are really turning me on now..
Me: me too    If you touched me right now, in the cafe, you might notice something a little shocking :O
Her: …really hope we will do everything you said… though I think your lounge is always full of people ūüôā
Me: shall I continue?
Her: sure!!!
Me: So the music has stopped. But we haven’t stopped our slow dance¬†¬†¬† We don’t really notice the silence¬†¬†¬† I look into your eyes, then take a sip of wine¬†¬†¬† I take the glass out of your hand and put both glasses onto the table. Then I walk back to you¬†¬†¬† I slowly push your shoulders, pushing you gently backwards against the side of the sofa¬†¬†¬† You are biting your lip, anticipating¬†¬†¬† You are waiting for me to kiss you¬†¬†¬† I lean closer, almost touching. You can feel my breath against your skin. Your legs are trembling¬†¬†¬†¬† I ignore your lips. I kiss your cheek, then your neck, then your shoulders¬†¬†¬† good so far?
Her: just great..
Me: cool    So where were we?
Her: you are kissing my cheek, neck..
Me: aha!
Her: where were you??
Me: So, you are getting very hot. I can feel your heart agains me, beating faster¬†¬†¬† (getting another coffee)¬†¬†¬† Every time my mouth gets close to yours, you reach towards me, trying to steal a kiss¬†¬†¬†¬† I deny it¬†¬†¬† for now…..
Her: you are very cruel..
Me: Not cruel. I just want to build the anticipation¬†¬†¬† I want you to be almost begging¬†¬†¬†¬† because you know how much you’ll like it¬†¬†¬† and enjoy it so much mmore when I finally let you have it
Her: ok..continue..
Me: I surprise you    I put my hand between your legs. Underneath your dress    I just hold my hand there. Steady. You gasp    It makes you feel safe    I put my other hand behind your head and grab a fistful of your hair. Not painful.    Then I kiss you    You are frozen still. Just trying to absorb the energy of the moment. Then you break, and grab me passionately, kissing hard    rubbing yourself against my hand
Her: then..
Me: what are you thinking (in the story)
Her: what I am thinking… I think that I want to melt in your hands..¬†¬†¬† and I want you to hug me tighter…¬†¬†¬† there are a lot of thoughts…
Me: cool¬†¬†¬† So we are kissing passionately. You are feeling hotter and hotter. You are starting to lose control as the fire burns inside you¬†¬†¬† It’s an intense pleasure¬†¬†¬† I start rubbing you, through your underwear¬†¬†¬† Slowly and firmly¬†¬†¬†¬† I tease you a little with kisses. Sometimes on your lips, sometimes your neck¬†¬†¬†¬† I nibble your ear and you can feel my breath in your ear¬†¬†¬† But mostly you just feel hotter and hotter. More and more sexual. Like the pressure in a damn building up¬†¬†¬†¬† I turn you around¬†¬†¬† and push you forwards. You are leaning over the sofa¬†¬†¬†¬† I spend a little while admiring your figure¬†¬†¬†¬† I like to enjoy the visual image of you, with your long legs, firm butt, and the curve in your lower back¬†¬†¬†¬† I run my hand down your legs, from the hip to your ankles then back up again¬†¬†¬†¬† I’m thinking “I want this girl”
Her: as I am longing for your skin, body..¬†¬†¬†¬† kissing you all over, slowly..enjoying every millimeter of you..(sorry for my spelling ūüôā¬† )
Me: So, what are you thinking now?
Her: …I think..that being a source of pleasure for you¬† will give me the biggest pleasure…( not sure if I explained clear..)
Me: I understand    I like that    So, you are bent over my sofa. Still wearing your dress    I slap your butt, playfully    then squeeze it in my hand
Her: you are so naughty.. ūüėČ
Me: I put my hands on your hips, feeling your hip bone. I like this¬†¬†¬†¬† I run my hand across your stomach. You pull it in tight, tense, like I’m about to tickle you¬†¬†¬† You feel like I am admiring your shape. Like you are a statue in a museum. Like a artist admiring a work of art¬†¬†¬† You desperately want me inside you now¬†¬†¬† You start reaching your hand behind yourself, trying to grab my cock¬†¬†¬†¬† I pull down your panties¬†¬†¬† (in reality I always use a condom, but this is imagination so I won’t)¬†¬†¬†¬† I let you grab my cock for a short time. Immediately you are rubbing it, up and down. Imagining how it will feel inside you. Impatient¬†¬†¬† finally, I lift up your dress¬†¬†¬† and standing behind you, I slide inside of you¬†¬†¬† you feel my hard cock gradually pushing into you, invading you¬†¬†¬† you gasp¬†¬†¬† your legs tremble a little and your knees buckle briefly¬†¬†¬†¬† I push all the way in until you can feel my hips pushing against your butt, pushing you forwards against the side of the sofa¬†¬†¬† you feel completely full¬†¬†¬†¬† then I just wait. Letting you relax. Letting you enjoy the feeling of me inside you¬†¬†¬† good so far?
Her: you can’t imagine what I feel now…
Me: haha, you’re probably on the internet now buying a flight to London for tonight, so you can jump onto me ūüėõ
Her: I think I’ll jump on you as soon as I get London ūüėČ
Me: I certainly won’t stop you ūüėȬ†¬†¬† Ok, so where were we?
Her: can’t remember..¬†¬†¬† you should know ūüėČ
Me: I want you to say it
Her: ok..I am enjoying feeling you inside me..
Me: So, after a while I start fucking you¬†¬†¬† Slowly at first, in and out¬†¬†¬† Letting you feel the sensation of me pushing into you, over and over again. Feeling the hardness inside you¬†¬†¬† Then I move faster, and harder¬†¬†¬† Rough, but not painful¬†¬†¬†¬† I grab your hair and pull your head back. My other hand is holding your hip, holding you firmly against the sofa so you can’t move¬†¬†¬†¬† It’s quite fast now. You are moaning alot. Biting your lip. Trying to turn your head around to look at me¬†¬†¬† You want to see your own body. See yourself, how you look when you’re being fucked.¬†¬†¬†¬† You want to know what I see¬†¬†¬† It makes you feel closer to me. But also, it makes you feel more sexy¬†¬†¬†¬† I grab both of your arms. Fold them behind your back and push your face into the cushions¬†¬†¬† Now I’m fucking you really fast and hard. You can’t think of anything¬†¬†¬† You are totally lost on the sea of pleasure¬†¬†¬† You are screaming my name now, and don’t even know you are doing it¬†¬†¬†¬† I slap you butt harder now, and each time you grunt¬†¬†¬† You are moving your hips and butt, trying to match my motion¬†¬†¬† trying to get me deeper inside you¬†¬†¬†¬† I reach my hand around to hold your face, and you start biting and sucking on my finger¬†¬†¬† you feel like you are being invaded. When I push in hard, you feel like my cock is going all through your body and out your mouth¬†¬†¬† enjoying?
Her: ..a lot..
Me: heh ūüėȬ†¬†¬† Suddenly I pull out of you¬†¬†¬† Abruptly¬†¬†¬† you feel empty¬†¬†¬† all you can think about is “I want more”¬†¬†¬† I grab your hair and pull you towards me, turning you around, and forcing you to your knees¬†¬†¬† Again, it’s rough, violent, forcefull. But not painful¬†¬†¬† You know what to do. You don’t even think¬†¬†¬† You wrap your fingers around my cock, with a big smile of anticipation¬†¬†¬† then you take me into your mouth¬†¬†¬† At the beginning you are too impatient. You want it all, immediately. So you are sucking hard, aggressively, up and down¬†¬†¬† I put my hand on top of your head, which you like. It makes you feel protected¬†¬†¬† and you slow down.¬†¬†¬† Now you are relaxing. Enjoying the feeling of my cock inside your mouth. Experimenting with the sensation.¬†¬†¬† You try kissing the tip. Then licking up and down the length¬†¬†¬† You look up at me, to check I like it¬†¬†¬† I do ūüėĬ†¬†¬† You take great care and pride in your work. Showing me how much you like me. I appreciate that¬†¬†¬† You don’t need to think about what you are doing. It’s all coming naturally¬†¬†¬† I like this. But it’s not enough. I have to be inside you again.¬†¬†¬† So I pull your head up, give you a kiss, and lie you down on the sofa¬†¬†¬† You are lying there, in total surrender¬†¬†¬† I decide I want to see more of you. I tell you to stand up. You do¬†¬†¬†¬† I tell you to take off your dress. You do.¬†¬†¬† You are standing there, in front of me. Just your lingerie. Your bra and stockings.¬†¬†¬† I don’t move. I just look at you.¬†¬†¬† You can feel my eyes on your body, like a hot ray of sunshine¬†¬†¬† You feel very self-conscious, but it’s a pleasant feeling¬†¬†¬†¬† It’s pleasant to be desired by me. To feel my desire to have you¬†¬†¬†¬† I tell you to spin around slowly, so I can see all of you. You do.¬†¬†¬† Then I push you down again¬†¬†¬†¬† so you are lying on my sofa, almost naked. Waiting to see what I do next¬†¬†¬† You feel overpowered by my masculine presence. You feel powerless to resist, but totally safe.¬†¬†¬† Tell me something? What you feel or what you want….
Her: I just want to be yours…to be in your complete power..

There’s a no-shoes rule for my sofa. And I don’t care how hot you are.

Me: you are¬†¬†¬† I sit next to you, and run my fingers along your stomach¬†¬†¬† then your breasts, and your face¬†¬†¬† I know you want me inside you, and it will happen soon, but I want to spend a little more time admiring your beauty¬†¬†¬†¬† I grab your breasts. I’m very thoughtful. I just enjoy being close to such beauty, and possessing it¬†¬†¬† I can see you getting impatient, so I let you grab my cock again, and then I enter you again¬†¬†¬† you are lying underneath me, feeling my weight¬†¬†¬† You wrap your legs behind my back, grab me behind my neck, and try to pull me tighter into you¬†¬†¬†¬† I fuck you like this for a while. You completely lose track of time¬†¬†¬† It is like an endless circle of feeling me pushing into you, then out again¬†¬†¬† Then you realise I’m pushing harder and faster¬†¬†¬† I’m going to finish. I’m going to let you draw me into orgasm¬†¬†¬† You start pushing into me with every thrust¬†¬†¬†¬† Biting my shoulder, scratching my back¬†¬†¬†¬† instinctively trying to make me cum. To feel the pleasure, to feel the satisfaction of my temporary loss of control¬†¬†¬†¬† a loss of control that only you can create¬†¬†¬† (in reality, I’d cum inside you, but this is imagination so I’m gonna be a bit wilder, ok?)
Her: ok ūüėČ
Me: Cool. How are you feeling?
Her: as never before..    wish at this very moment we could do it in reality..
Me: we’ll get the chance. It’ll be like this but 10x better¬†¬†¬† So, I’m fucking you really hard again¬†¬†¬† I’m looking deep into your eyes more now. It’s not enough to feel your physical surrender. I want you to feel the force of my character too¬†¬†¬† At first you can’t hold my eye contact. It’s too powerful¬†¬†¬† But then you gradually do. We lock eyes. Now all of your mind is focused on my eyes. You are looking right into me¬†¬†¬† You can feel your body shaking and moving from my power as I fuck you, but it feels further away¬†¬†¬† It’s like I’m mentally fucking you too now¬†¬†¬† You bite your lip, moan¬†¬†¬† I pull out of you again¬†¬†¬† then I sit on your chest and push my cock into your mouth¬†¬†¬† you are frantic, desperate to make me come, to make me happy¬†¬†¬† you are sucking hard, pumping my cock with your hand¬†¬†¬† (I warned you this is a bit wild)
Her: …I prefer to know all your intime fantasies..
Me: I look down and I’m feeling very good. I feel like I completely possess your beauty. The visual image of your face and my cock….¬†¬†¬† it’s difficult to describe in words¬†¬†¬† but seeing the beauty of your face¬†¬†¬† seeing the girl of your character and emotional depth
Her: then?
[dropped connection for five minutes]
Me: I’m finished. Fell asleep ūüėõ
Her: no.. continue ūüėõ
Me: haha, ok….. where were we?
Her: I dont want to repeat such things (blush)
Me: haha¬†¬†¬† I will¬†¬†¬† So I have my cock in your mouth, and you are sucking it, trying to make me cum¬†¬†¬†¬† It’s at this moment that I feel like I completely possess you.¬†¬†¬† It feels powerful, that I found a girl like you and took you so completely that you are doing this for me.¬†¬†¬† then I feel all of the pressure building up, and I know I am about to come¬†¬†¬† I pull out, holding my cock near your face¬†¬†¬† You know what’s next. You want my come inside you. You open your mouth, try to bend your head forwards to get my cock inside you again¬†¬†¬† underneath me I can feel your body squirming, trying to get something from me¬†¬†¬† then I come¬†¬†¬†¬† I splash it over your face¬†¬†¬† Some of it goes into your mouth, some on your cheek,¬†¬†¬† a little bit on your forehead¬†¬†¬† For you, it feels hot and exciting.¬†¬†¬†¬† You feel owned¬†¬†¬† You can’t believe you’ve done it, and can’t believe how exciting it felt¬†¬†¬†¬† Mostly, you feel satisfied. Satisfied as a woman that you could bring me to this final moment¬†¬†¬†¬† I feel free¬†¬†¬† For some precious moments I feel completely liberated, the comfort of total emptiness in the world¬†¬†¬† Then slowly our minds return to the real world¬†¬†¬†¬† After a bit of… ahem….. “personal organisation”…¬†¬†¬† we go to my room and lie together. Not talking, just comfortable¬†¬†¬†¬† the end ūüėČ
Her: what do you feel?
Me: when? I just told you didn’t I?
Her: yes you told.. but at this very moment?
Me: in the story, or in Starbucks?
Her: in Starbucks
Me: Kinda funny. Like there’s all these people around me drinking coffee and they have no idea what we’ve been doing
Her: ūüėÄ
Me: And I really want you here next to me right now     I want to do it for real
Her: so do I, but not in Starbucks ūüôā
Me: true….¬†¬†¬† How do you feel?
Her: I feel like I’ve done it… butterflies in my stomach…

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  1. This is phenomenal. You must have studied a few romance novels. You’ve hit all the right points.

  2. yep.. you better be a sex machine to cope with your writing.

  3. Ugh, sexchat reminds me of my ex. But you have some good writing, very touchy feely immersive (always difficult for guys, i mean how many analogies are there for boning someone), letting your emotions “roam”, reminds me of that roissy listing.

    From which country was the girl & how old was she?

  4. Truly brilliant.

  5. I am doing what you wrote word for word on my next encounter with a girl.

  6. I borrowed some of your phrasing. I did skype chat with a thai girl im seeing and she fingered herself on camera. thanks.

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  8. i am completely . .inexpressive . .you are amazing !

  9. Fuck fuck fuck that set

  10. WEN I DID DIS CHAT WT MY NEWLY FOUND GIRL FRIEND,SHE WENT TO CHANGE HER PANT. [Did you use the break to turn off caps lock? K.]

  11. Blue eye M was more hot and romantic….

  12. awsome just one word

  13. I thought I was the only one who writes romantic with girls. Good friends are doing very well. (please excuse me if I made a typo. I write to google translate)

  14. Simply Awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I hv learnt a lot, thnx big up!! Can u post some more, i will be really grateful.. ūüôā

  15. I think u clearly structured the conversation… this is the way the girl responses wen the guy overgoes or or bores her..And I guess some stupid guys who’d lose their girlfeiends and worry should read this.. [uh? K.]

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  17. 50 shades of grey game. i like it.

  18. My girl and I have a long distance love affair…. and last night (Sept. 23, 2012 11pm), while we were chatting, she told me she was bored, and she further told me if we could try something we’ve never done before, she asked me if we could have a “Sex Chat”, I have never done something like that before, and I said, “I can’t, I don’t know how we’re going to that..”. I think I disappointed her ūüė¶ , so I search on the internet hoping to find something that could help me, and my search brought me to this site, and I think, this site answers my problem in lack of knowing. Thanks… this is simply awesome, I can’t wait to try your method tonight, I will post it here how it goes… ūüôā

  19. simply awesome dude ………

  20. it really works……u are awesome dude

  21. Impressive.,

  22. I see a true professional PUA here through the lines

  23. u r seriously more romantic than me in words i must say…u taught me few good skills

  24. This article is d best so far on sex chat she herself cummed

  25. I just got turned on by just reading this. Oh my whr are u from?

  26. That is really very impressive.

  27. Oh my gosh! Can I get ur contacts? U r amazing, I couldn’t stop reading this.apart the sex thing, uhav got great writing ur fan!! I wish my bf was like u. [send me a photo. K.]

  28. Whao! I really love dis… I met a girl on facebook when we started d sex chat her emotions rose up nd she was feeling me inside her. At d end guess wat happened.. She was completely wet nd she av to change her pant. It really looks like a magic but actually works

  29. Heheh, wow. I tried your tips, worked like a charm, 3 weeks later, she sees me; best. night. ever! Thank you! ‚̧

  30. very impressive…2 days ago im search this n found it..yesterday im try this (borrow some words) that really” works…and the ending..we got twice chat in one day…seems my partner getting addicted…thanks dude!!!

  31. im really impressed

  32. im impressed nd im gonna keep this article,tnx

  33. Very impressive. An excellent example.

  34. when i try this krauser it normally activates their anti slut defence.i never say something sexual on facebook..

  35. This is not really a sex chat, rather another shade of gray, a vain sexual fantasy. Chat is a dialogue man, and so is sex, not a monologue which is what happens here. Writing is good, but to call it a fine sex chat example is a little too much. It is in fact a failure and one that reflects perfectly how a great deal of men still think sex should look like. Have you noticed that it takes two to have sex? But you fail to admit that your partner is an individual too, that she has needs, wishes and goals on her own. What struck me the most was how you describe your pleasure and then believe that she gains pleasure from giving pleasure to you. That is – you want to think that she gains pleasure through you and not on her own. You inquire after your partners opinion and she agrees – well if she does really, she must be in love with you and you are taking advantage of her. It is still a monologue if during sex both of you are aiming to please you, when what two independent and equal individuals should really be doing is to forget their own pleasure and think only of pleasing the other. You on the other hand, are utterly obsessed with your own enjoyment, but where is hers? Like, truly hers, not the one that you vainly attribute to her? I can believe that she likes to be dominated, most of females and males do, but that her orgasm to her is so insignificant in comparison to yours? It rather seems that you think that your orgasm is the absolute goal for both of you, that your orgasm is again a source of pleasure for her too, that she has no need or even ability to feel a private, interior pleasure, but that it all comes from you and through you. Your wish to posses her reminds me of Sartre`s thoughts on love. Her face apparently is the symbol, the embodiment of her beauty and that`s why you prefer to finish exactly there. You want to see your seed covering it, marking it with this masculine fluid, you want to see her swallowing some of it too, so that she`s covered with it inside out. Sure, you want to reduce her to a mere thing for a thing can be possessed, but not an individual.
    I`m merely expressing my opinion here, after all you say that this is a way how to do sex chat, when all it is is the crippled vision of human sexuality that popular porn reflects. I was looking for an inspiration, but then this completely turned me off. [I banged her next time I saw her. Case closed. K.]

    • As a woman, I agree with a lot of the points this person made. It completely turned me off, but not because of the objectification. Some women really enjoy that kind of treatment- I happen not to be one of them to any large degree, but I acknowledge it as a valid sexual expression. I agree that it reflects a really crippled and one-sided view of human sexuality, but at the same time I also think it’s next to impossible to reason things like “sexual partnerships, even temporal” with someone who says “I banged her next time I saw her. Case closed.” That person has no desire for a sexual partnership; they desire sexual conquests and are going to seek out women that respond to their particular style of doing things, and any woman who doesn’t conform to that is an “ice cunt” or something equally as bad. To call that- frankly, trash- objectively romantic is to spit on human individuality in sex, because romantic is clearly in the mind of the observer. I was turned off and genuinely repulsed- if a guy ever messaged me things like that, I’d block his number so fast his head would spin. I find things like that creepy, but not everyone does. There are an overwhelming number of positive responses here that praise the exchange up and down as being amazing and something that netted them the sex they wanted. I would argue ultimately that if your personality causes you to be repulsed by the above exchange, don’t associate with people that behave that way and don’t behave that way yourself in the pursuit of pussy. If you thought he did an amazing job because when he prompted her as to whether she was enjoying herself, she said things like “just great…” and “continue….”, then by all means go experiment and see what kind of results you get- there aren’t a lot of people with super high sexual standards and ultimately, if you’re looking for pussy you’re going to find it.

  36. Amazing!!!..I tried almost the exact same thing on a friend of mine in nigeria and she instantly had an orgasm..thanks a lot bruh you’ve made me very happy

  37. Did this last night [24 july 2014] my girlfriend just disappeared like hell she didnt even want to respond to my messages when she read this i’m sure “Finally i take of my cock….”.she didnt even know that i’m heading for sex she just responded to my question but when it got to a part where i rub her hips phhhhui disappeared…i wonder what she’ll say to me :2

  38. This stuff is awesome. Tried it on my new girl even before I met her.. And she went like “I feel like I really wanna fuck my husband”

  39. I have used this story and the shy girl one and i have fucked 8 girls in 2 years. Its hilarious and almost unfair how effective it is. If you commit her to play and read it you got her in your pockets. Great job this is a bible!

  40. non of the story can b better than this story .. thnks thnks thnks .. really thnks ..

  41. Brilliant work bro/sis. Your chat has worked for me lot more and lot more of times ūüėÄ get every coming single girls horny.. you are the boss ūüôā ha ha ha

  42. How to chat really cool and romantic, lively conversation with my girlfriend

  43. Wow…..
    Its dis is amazing it turns me on

  44. if you want to converse with text , that is phisicall i am not feel as girl has the t soul , you havent good chance with girl , where she needs plastic and abstraction emotional desricibe … for example ” i am hard like vulcano rock , my rock is so hard , in my volcano rock is very hot , when i see you , your place is like buetyfull flower , this rose is wet after rain , i am smeliing you and your rose nad i feel that i would like to lick your nectare from this flower … or when i see you , your hair are as wave ocean where Godless Afrodita raised up from…
    Badboy say , the girls are phisically and emotional ,,, let me guess , this girls havent any orgasm , cause this phisically describes dont imagine more emotions … no ROMANTIC describe… Nothing especially… The dreams are like 50 FACES GREY …. factically some girls are phisicall and they havent any orgasm in their live… then you can help you not them in REAL orgasm…

  45. The best storie I have ever heard…
    it’s simply the best…

  46. Atleast I now know how 2 do it

  47. So romantic, I love this

  48. So romantic man… Your amazing

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  50. Kudos, Nice message write up, am gonna try this to her

  51. I gain the heart of my client with this sex chat for a long time…………

  52. thia thing made my night

  53. wow i just felt you are a wizard or maybe a womanizer

  54. Wow, almost erotic, well dats ur job, u gat to be the best.

  55. this is amazing I used this on two different girls they changed their pant twice,…. I need another version how do I get it please email it to me.
    great work

  56. My girl and I have a long distance love affair‚Ķ. and last night while we were chatting, she told me she was bored, and she further told me if we could try something we’ve never done before, she asked me if we could have a ‚ÄúSex Chat‚ÄĚ, I have never done something like that before, and I said, ‚ÄúI can‚Äôt, I don‚Äôt know how we‚Äôre going to that..‚ÄĚ. I think I disappointed her ūüė¶ , so I search on the Internet hoping to find something that could help me, and my search brought me to this site, and I think, this site answers my problem in lack of knowing. Thanks‚Ķ this is simply awesome, I can‚Äôt wait to try your method tonight, I will post it here how it goes‚Ķ ūüôā

  57. Look what I found online nick, it’s the whole story. Did you come up with it first? (There a wall block but you can still scroll down and read it) [I read it. He’s obviously just ripped off my story then made his own pastiche. Note how the narrative voice and the frame completely changes after the bit he stole from me ends. Pedestalising trash like this: “My adorable princess in the night I searched the book of the cosmos for you And there you were, my brightest star A detailed flame of purest joy That coalesced the heavens in extreme awe”. That’s completely inconsistent with my story. Some scammer stole material to do a scam. That’s what this is. K.]

    • Yeah, I noticed. He’s obviously a chose who can’t separate chodey pedastalizing writing from your own.

      I hope you don’t mind, I used the same story to get a girl horny, that’s how it found this site, she sent it to me haha.

      I assumed if you put it up here you’re fine with us using it on girls? If not I won’t do again.

      Cheers [You’re welcome to use it. K.]

  58. This is really great

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