I just picked up my Russian visa today and contracted to leave all my worldly possessions in a cheap storage unit on the outskirts of town. So it’s done. Goodbye London and it’s fat horrible women, unwelcome immigrants, and sky-high prices……!
Actually, no. I love London. It’s been very good to me and I fully intend to return. But I require forward motion and the FSU promises me hotter girls and juicer steaks. I’ll be taking Team Krauser along with me for the ride. Tom has organised a Book Launch Event & Meet Up. Per his new blog:
WHEN: Friday 28th March, 8pm-10pm (doors open at 7.45pm)
WHERE: Cumberland Hotel, Marble Arch, London, Room 3/4 Blue
PRICE : £5 on the door
SPEAKERS: Tom Torero, Nick Krauser
RSVP: Email email@example.com to reserve a seat
So if any of you scallywags want your copy of Nitro / Mastery signed, bring it along. If you need to discreetly dispose of Torero Travels there’ll be a confidential waste shredder in the corner.