Finally the Croatian Mouse sends me photos of her tits and woo-hoo

March 26, 2011
krauserpua

Strap in, this is a long one. I’m kinda into this Croatian Mouse even though she’s only a 7 on the scale and she’s not given anything out. I daygamed her for a number and then had a date that ended in a kiss. That’s it. Everything else is on Facebook and Skype but for some reason she’s got ants in her pants for me so she’s been properly stalking me ever since.

I’ll admit I am intrigued by the idea of popping her cherry. And anal vriginity. Fuck it, I want to tie this girl up, fuck her ass, and cum in her hair. Right. I’ve said it.

So I’m ploughing for photos. Here’s the most extreme chat. For those of you dumb enough to try to learn from this, note how I just stick to my guns and keep demanding the photos no matter what misdirections she throws in my way. I get the photos in the end.

Doesn't know what's about to hit her

Me: About to leave starbucks    not avoiding you
Her: Okay
Me: will be online later
Her: ..fine

[five hours later]

Her: Not avoiding me, huh?
Me: just wrapping my hands before boxing
Her: Of course    Have fun
Me: I always do    boxing is a passion 🙂    what you wearing?
Her: For you…ski suits
Me: I’ll still rip it off easily
Her: That’s what you think    So you usually tell people you’ll talk to them later and then you just decide not to? Or I get treated specially?
Me: it’s because I like you
Her: You don’t talk to me because you like me?
Me: I’m confused    send me a photo of your breasts
Her: Well good    -.-    Other girls actually listen to you when you say “send me your naked photos!! nooow!!”????
Me: yes    and so will you
Her: ..mmm     do you maybe drug those girls?
Me: with my charisma
Her: oh, right…silly me    why are you so sure I’m gonna send you some photos?
Me: They always do, eventually
Her: Cause you’re so charming?
Me: Yes    Sometimes before I fuck them. Sometimes after    With you, I think it’ll be before
Her: No one really cares you have like 15 other girls sending you photos, having sex with you – which, by the way, makes all other girls feel worthless ??
Me: ok    In a bikini first is fine    then topless    I can wait longer for the 100% naked photos
Her: God, that’s such a chauvinism!
Me: thank you
Her: What do I get with sending you photos?
Me: depends how good they are
Her: …except making myself feel more miserable cause my love life still sucks    How good they are?? You’re that confident?
Me: yes
Her: ..I don’t think so…    What makes you think you’re that “alpha”?
Me: I don’t care about that    do a topless photo now please
Her: You don’t?? You only want lots of girls?
Me: photo please
Her: ..well, no photo for you, mister    go ask some other girl, you anyway have like 2637485 of them, I believe one will be willing to send you something
Me: I want yours    Send it now please
Her: stop saying “please”, it sounds pathetic in a situation like this
Me: I’m polite    Send it now please
Her: ..sounds like you’ll come and rape me if I don’t
Me: I might    photo please
Her: Why are you dating only very young girls?
Me: I like young girls
Her: ..no photo, you didn’t deserve it
Me: Smooth skin. Slim figure. Fresh face. Nice attitude
Her: Well, who doesn’t..but why don’t you date someone your age?    Nice attitude? You still haven’t met me?
Me: Yes I have    It’s too far away to fuck you now    So I want a photo    Send it
Her: and what if I don’t want to send you anything?
Me: you will
Her: but what if I don’t??
Me: you will    send it now
Her: ..what if I don’t feel such a strong urge to send you my naked photos?
Me: you will    send it now
Her: was that copy-paste?
Me: No    Topless is ok
Her: Oooh, well well [sends link to photo below]

Even Moran hits harder than this

Me: Try again    Topless photo of you. Now
Her: If you wanna get turned on go watch a porn
Me: Go to the bathroom and take a photo with your phone camera    Topless
Her: Or else???
Me: Go do it now
Her: I don’t want to and you can’t make me    =)
Me: That’s true    But I want it.    Send it now
Her: ..well, I want a million dollars, will you send that to me??
Me: [link]    Now send your photo

Still hate the Irish

Her: ..there were some half-naked photos of me on the facebook, but I think they’re gone now
Me: Send a new one   [my email]
Her: [link] Why do you have 2 email addresses?

Not good enough

Me: Not good enough    I like having 2 addresses    Send a new photo of yourself topless
Her: Do you maybe masturbate on photos like those?
Me: No    I just enjoy looking at them    Send one
Her: I don’t want to
Me: I want you to    I want to see you topless. And later, naked.
Her: …but I don’t and I win
Me: No    I like you. I find you sexy. I want to fuck you.    But before that. I want a photo of you naked    Send it
Her: ..oh great…a male whore wants to take my virginity….awesome -.-
Me: you’ll enjoy it    but first    photo
Her: You’re not persuasive enough
Me: I’m not being persuasive at all    I’m telling you what I want    Send me the photo
Her: say “send me a photo” or anything like that one more time and I’ll leave    …which means- no photo
Me: send me a photo
Her: Bye
Me: I don’t want you to leave    but I do want a photo
Her: Oh, well, it’s kinda too late now for that
Me: No    Go to your bedroom and take a photo    thank you
Her: Want the one on my bed or next to the mirror?
Me:I prefer the bed, thanks
Her: [link]

Not bad

Me: Yes. Copy that position. It’s a sexy photo
Her: …you copy that position and send me your photo!
Me: I’ll reward you with something    Don’t worry about that    Do the photo now
Her: Haha, what with?? Sex??
Me: Something you’ll like    Don’t worry about that    Do the photo
Her: I wanna know what
Me: I’m a fair man. Send me your photos
Her: I don’t believe you. And I don’t want to send you anything.    How many girls/women have you had sex with??
Me: I told you that already    And you do believe me because I have always been open with you
Her: No, you only said -like 30 one night stands
Me: And about 15 girlfirends
Her: …I think you just wanna take advantage of me
Me: No. I want to see you naked because I find you sexy    There is no other motive
Her: And can’t you just imagine how I look naked?
Me: Yes, but it’s not as good    I want the photos
Her: What if you don’t get ones?
Me: I will
Her: What if I’m not one of those sluts who usually send you that kind of stuff?
Me: It’s not slutty    It’s enjoying your feminity
Her: I think it is
Me: You’re wrong. But don’t worry. They are private
Her: While stranger’s looking at your “feminity”     Okay, what part of “I’m not gonna send you my photos” you clearly don’t understand?    ..that’s not what I want
Me: I understand clearly. I want the photos
Her: I don’t    ..so then why can’t you just accept the fact you won’t get any photos and stop asking for ones?
Me: I want them. Send them.
Her: fuck off
Me: You have a sexy body and a cute face. I want to see you naked.    Send them
Her: No one’s gonna see me naked…happy?
Me: No    Send them
Her: No
Me: You meant “yes”
Her: No
Me: Hurry up. Go to your bedroom. Take your clothes off. And take a photo
Her: You may think you know girls mind, but actually you have no idea about anything…
Me: I’m not trying to convince you. I’m telling you
Her: And I said “no”, so what’s the point of telling me?    Or is this an order??
Me: Something like that, yes
Her: Oh of course, my master. I’d be so very glad to please all of your needs. Is there something else you want, besides photos?
Me: Later, when you come to London, I’ll fuck you    But now, just photos
Her: Is that all?? Are you sure??    If you change your mind, just say
Me: No, that’s enough for now
Her: No blow job, quickie in a toilet or anything like that?
Me: Maybe some other time    When I take your virginity, I’ll make it special for you    A romantic and sexual experience you never forget    Not some quick fumble like normally happens for girls
Her: How can anything related to you be romantic?    …and I don’t think I’m gonna lose my virginity..
Me: I will take it in 2011
Her: ..see, even now you have no time for me!    ..and then better hurry up, there’s the end of the world in may this year…and now is march…
Me: ok    http://www.ryanair.com    book a flight, come to London, and I’ll fuck you next week
Her: Hahaha, and who’s gonna do my exams??
Me: You won’t care when you’re lying on my bed, sweating, panting, and totally satisfied    Anyway, bed time for me. I have an early flight    sleep well
Her: Have fun    Get married

I show Burto the exchange. “You’ll get the photos” he opines. One week later out of nowhere at midnight I get a text:

Her: You still want that naked photo? I’m in a good mood….
Me: Awesome. [email address]
Her: Wait for an hour or so. I’ll send them on your phone.

I get a close up of her woo-hoo and a good shot of her tits. Result.

UPDATE: I just realised there’ll be a video on youtube of my inspiration for this chat

6 Comments

  1. Dont we get to see the photo?

    [No. When I told her it’s private, I meant it. K.]

    • So your a nice guy really not a bastard at all, im sure she dont know you are telling the world about it on a blog. There are more blogs in the blogssphere than there are stars in the universe. I not mean her face 🙂

  2. Hey krauser. I live in se london but gamed very similar places you mention. Have you ver done zoom bar off leicester square? I nees to improve my day game and have some questions for you – a bit about me im 33, my night game is good and ive been doing 8 yeara worth gaming/ last three years seriously. Average per year last three year is 40 lays. Do you have a personal email address i could write to. Most of my friends are now married with kids, and unfortunately for me i dont have too many people to knock ideas around with. Cheers.

  3. The take home lesson here is “don’t back down”.

    She only had three options:

    1. End the chat.
    2. Send the photos.
    3. Continue to get “photo please” messages from Krauser.

    The interesting thing is that she didn’t want to shut down the interaction. She wanted to keep it going.

  4. This is fucking hilarious.

    I can’t read this without cracking up.

  5. Vijay mehta
    The dialogue sequence is really very good. I wish i was at “me”

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