After the swine-flu season, a virulent strain of oneitis has been whizzing around Rock Solid Game.
I’ve gotten struck down with my Russian catwalk model. Jimmy has found a black model in Manchester that he is pining for. Lee has an unusual strain where he has transferred it across two girls. Johnny is in the critical late stages, as is Perry. So far the only recovery is Burto who shook off a virulent spanish oneitis. Only Tony T has shown natural immunity.
Most shocking of all is heartbreaker Suave. I just got this terrible news ten minutes ago. I quote: