Lithuania 1: Brazil vs Holland

July 16, 2010
krauserpua

This is the first in a series of posts from my 10-day jaunt in Lithuania. We went to teach a bootcamp for a few days then have a team-building sargeathon. Way too much happened to cover everything, so this is just highlights.

I will NOT be writing a post on when I had to pretend to be asleep while my roommate Suave was fucking a 19 yr old girl he’d just picked up that night. *shiver* .  No post about Shammers fucking a girl on the beach in Nida. Nor of Moran coming gloriously close to a same night threesome. Anyway….

I’m out on Friday afternoon with Suave and a few more of the RSG crew for the Brazil match. Just round the back of the town hall is an open air bar showing the game on a big screen. It’s rammed. From a distance Suave spots a 2-set of blonde and brunette, saying he might’ve gotten an approach invitation. I suggest we open at half time. Dr Becks actually does the grunt work for us and does a nice pivot job. I’ve already decided I want the brunette so it’s an easy division of targets. Textbook game is run and the girls respond great. We bounce them up to our table and isolate. I’m running normal comfort and establish deep rapport quickly. Dr Becks DHVs me a few times and it’s all very easy. This girl, HB Long Hair, is exactly my type – petite, olive-skinner, flowing dark hair, cute shy smile, oozing feminine class. Suave has to take a different line because his team are playing an important World Cup match so he mostly ignores his girl in favour of the football but she’s looking at him alot and the other guys are keeping her from getting bored.

Half Cheryl Cole, Half Borat

By the time Brazil are eliminated we’ve both got hand-holding and it’s a done deal for the number. We swap a few texts and arrange a double date for the Sunday. This is where it gets technical.

First thing that happens is the girls are twenty minutes late. Rather than DLV on the town hall steps Suave and I go to the nearest bar and watch the game, making the girls come to us. For some reason Suave’s girl has brought a spare wheel – a crazy Russian girl. As we walk off to the next bar I’m in immediate isolation with HB Long Hair walking arm in arm. I tease and neg her, run more rapport. Suave has a weaker isolation with his girl because he couldn’t run all the rapport during the game like I could. The Russian is starting to get angry with being excluded.

I suggest a burlesque-style bar that is virtually empty and we have the full downstairs to ourselves including the soft sofas. We talk more and when I feel my girl is ready I take her upstairs “to have a look around”. At the first moment of true isolation I kiss close her. She’s really happy about it and we make out for about ten minutes before I lead her back to the group. She’s soon sitting on my lap like a purring cat. She has to work at 3am the next morning so I know there’s not enough time to try an extraction, though I do anyway. Now attention turns towards getting Suave the k-close. I take my girl out for her taxi, makeout again, then back.

Suave and his girl want to go to a famous lookout point but the Russian is in full-on cockblock mode and keeps screeching “No! I don’t go there. I want to dance!” We are exasperated with her and Suave’s girl (who wants isolation) argues with her. I decide its time to take one for the team and lead the Russian to a dance club, with Suave and his target to meet us there an hour later. For the first ten minutes the Russian is testy but I don’t take any shit while also giving her attention and she calms down and turns out to be a sweet girl. We are way too early for the club so we have the dancefloor to ourselves. We do stupid dancing and I make her work for my attention, which she does. Soon after the RSG guys begin to show up and we are soon lording it.

Seriously motivated cockblock

Suave texts to say he’s on his way and needs DHVs, so I pass the message around the group. He shows up having k-closed but stalled in his escalation and we great him like a king. He locks in to the power position of the group and I get him a whiskey (Burto does so too later). We all treat him as the conversational anchor and the girl is melting. I leave the club about 2am cos I’m knackered but it’s a very successful sarge.

My girl is working crazy shifts, has a business trip to Riga, and is visiting a friend in Warsaw so it’s really tough trying to find time together. I get her out one-on-one on Tuesday and events render my plans unnecessary. It’s 11pm and my group is gonna head back to the hotel for some cocktails before we go clubbing. My girl shows up alone and Dr Becks extracts her for me – this being a group of seven people (including 2 girls) going back for a hotel party. We pour drinks and it’s soon just me and the girl in my hotel room. She’s dressed in short shorts with a tight plunging top. I think it’s absolutely on despite her strongly nice-girl-not-a-slut vibe. I run my caveman kissing routine (picking her up over my shoulder, slapping her arse, ragdolling her around etc) which she loves and I’m soon lying on the bed with her legs wrapped around me. I start to grab at her top when Suave blunders in. He realises the error and leaves immediately, but that’s triggered her ASD and suddenly she’s not gonna be getting naked anymore. We still makeout bigtime and she’s properly wet, but her logical front brain is back in control of her decisions. I don’t push too hard. After a couple of hours I put her in a taxi (early shift again) and go to bed.

Girl: I woke up having a nest in my hair thanks to you! You’re definitely going to pay for that!
Me: What’s my punishment?
Girl: Still thinking…. but i warn you, i’ll be pitiless! 😛
Me: :O I knew you had a ruthless side!
Girl: Too late now, who breaks, pays…
Last time I see her for the trip I just bully her out with this text exchange:
Me: The plan is 2 nights in Palanga then Saturday in Kaunas
Girl: You might not like Kaunas :/ ah seems like we’re not gonna meet for goodbye….
Me: Yeah we will. I want to see you tonight.We’ll have a date.
Girl: I’m afraid we won’t 😦 i’m starting work 3am and had very little sleep tonight, will go to bed early..
Me: Call in sick tomorrow. We’ll meet early so you can go home early.
Girl: Krauser i’m going to bed at 8pm and dentist is at 6pm, how do you imagine our date? 🙂
Me: Break the rules girl. I want to see you. Cancel the dentist. I’ll check your teeth.
Girl: That’s very nice of you 🙂 can’t cancel, no other day left before my trip to UK, my agenda’s full, that’s my usual biggest problem :/ you break the rules, come to Vilnius after Palanga and we’ll meet on saturday! 😉
Me: I might, but won’t know for sure until later. If I do, you have to clear your plans on Saturday so we have a looooong date. My friends will all be in Kaunas 😦
Girl: I’ll call and ask if it’s possible to make an appointment for sunday, the only option for me.
Me: Yeah, do that 😀
* few more texts*

Me: Ok, good try. Meet me tonight after the dentist for an hour.
Girl: You want me to die tomorrow at work..
Me: You’ll die happy 😛 7pm? Same steps
Girl: I’m gonna kill you! 😀 7 is impossible, won’t manage, you do realise it will be a very very short date, don’t you? 🙂

We have a real girlfriend-boyfriend vibe and I very much like the girl. She’s said she’ll be visiting London at the end of the month (for one day!) and because I already know I’ll be back in Lituania soon I decide to play for the long term. We meet for an hour, have drinks, some light kissing and she gets the bus home. A lovely girl. Definitely LTR material if the logistics work out.

6 Comments

  1. see the eror in the text, posted twice

  2. haven’t read anything from you in a long time, so now i realize you guys really do have your ohn game this dhv stuff, its unique. to bad bout not getting an f close sorry about that, i think u kind of like her so you didn’t push for it, what if you had told that “life is short” nlp like assanova does because that was her frame of mind anyway.

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  6. Sounds like a good time dude to bad you didnt get more action

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