Don’t trust girls who won’t offer blowjobs

May 20, 2012
krauserpua

The subtext of courtship is in drawing a woman into your reality. An obvious question is how do you know when a woman is nestled comfortably in that reality. It’s a calibration question. So long as a girl has one foot outside the relationship, some island of independence and non-submission to your authority, she will remain a flight risk and will be less fun to be with. Consider this list:

1. She gives blowjobs. This is the single biggest indicator. Never trust a girl who wont get on her knees and suck your cock whenever you demand it. Ideally she will proactively offer. Blowjobs, among normal non-slutty chicks, are more submissive and a greater signal of soul-surrender than sexual intercourse. Don’t ever believe a woman who claims she dislikes or is ideologically opposed to putting a man’s cock in her mouth. I’ve had many girls who had never sucked cock before fall in love with it, and other fairly bolshy girls who claim they dislike it then suddenly can’t get enough. It’s a pure submission thing. If she’s not sucking your cock, she hasn’t submitted. If she hasn’t submitted, she’s not in your reality.

2. Her eyes don’t wander. A girl who is completely comfortable in your reality has eyes for no-one else. All of the attraction points she has to offer the world have been given to you. If you’re out in a bar and you notice your girl’s eyes wander, or if she’s tolerating (or worse, encouraging) beta orbiters / competing males on her Facebook, then she’s not fully in your reality. Once in love, women are terrified of suffering your disapproval and thus will actively deflect other men lest you think her a slut. Like beta males, a woman in love believes that her best chance of keeping you is to convince you of her devotion. Unlike beta males, she’s right.

3. She offers constant PDA. Somewhere in her hindbrain the girl wants to mark you as her man in order to repel other women. This will surface as constant public touching and orbiting plus things such as Facebook wall posts and tagging your in photos. It’s not simply Macchiavellian strategy. She also enjoys basking in your presence. She wants to be near you and draw off your male energy. Your job is to tolerate it and offer occasional encouragement.

4. Does as she’s told. Literally. When you say “come here”, she comes. When you say “cook me breakfast”, she cooks. She takes great pleasure in pleasing her boss to win his approval. If she doesn’t feel that drive it’s because you’re not her boss, and she’s thus not in your reality.

Earning approval

5. She revels in callback humour. Girls love to create special secrets that only the two of you share such as pet names, running gags, and predicting each other’s behaviour. She’ll begin pushing a pet name onto you in text messages and beaming with joy when you call her monkeypants or Little Miss Sandwich or a hamster. If she tells you you’re being childish, she’s still got a foot outside.

6. Content to just hang around you, silent. In the beginning of courtship there’s not alot of dead time between you. You’ll always be doing something together, going somewhere, talking and so on. When you find her blissfully happy just sitting next to you on a sofa while you check your mails and scratch your arse, she’s in your reality.

A girl who displays all the above signs is not a cheating risk. Not in the slightest. It’s a PUA myth that girls are ready to step out on their boyfriends at the next alpha to come along. That only happens when the girl already has a foot outside.

29 Comments

  1. Haha, another great post from you. Haven’t checked this blog for a while but do you still approach women, every weekend?

    I’m out of the scene but I will continue follow this blog, since having a stable LTR I have more spare time to focus myself on my other hobbies. Yeah, busy job with long work hours. It comes and goes.

  2. Hey Nic. Was just listening to an interview you did with London Real and firstly want to say, so far, it’s great. Well balanced and considered world views, yada yada yada.

    But wanted to (and tell me to piss off if I’m nit-picking here), you said roughly ‘marriage is invented by women for women, it’s to the benefit of women’ and I would have thought you would have linked that instead to what you mentioned earlier in that interview about how monogamy fuels civilisation, since in nature, a minority of men get the majority of women, it is the interest of the beta males(not the women, who can’t share the alphas in a monogamous world) to push for a one woman each policy. Then this pushes further into encouraging these beta males to work their asses of to be the providers for the women they now have to take care of and compete for(i.e. to the get the best one to marry them that they can).

    And since it would be men running things, particularly in the religious committees that historically decided to include the concept of monogamy as a central theme (probs just opened another can of worms there), marriage was invented by men for beta males, with the development of civilisation springing from that.

    Anyway, you should embed that video in a future post, i’m sure a lot of your readers would get a lot out of it. Btw, first time I read your blog I thought you were a cunt, now even reading back, I’m starting to think you’re actually one of the good guys of pick up.

    Slowly digesting that red pill,
    Jake

  3. On point brotha. Now let’s see if your game scribbles get better now that it’s not your main interest. Kind of like the Most Interesting Man In The World Effect.

  4. rock solid post. The gf and I agree. well said.

  5. This is all spot on. My experience exactly. My woman displays all of these.

  6. Great post man. Of course this only applies of good or at least fairly good girls. Sluts always sorta have foot out the door, even if /when they think you’re a great alpha catch.

    BTW, is that “Krauser, yesterday pick Jason Stratham? And who’s the east Asian chick he’s kissing, do ya know? [Crank 2]

  7. @Dirt Man. I can confirm that. Point 3 though is interesting for open relationships. They are a bit schizophrenic in that case. What I can confirm is PDAs in the public (like on the streets – which is good), but not on other media like facebook or whatever. I highly appreciate that and think it is crucial for both you and the girl. My opinion is that it has to do with the medium facebook itself, because it is not timely restricted to e.g. the evenings you are out with your girl.

  8. One other thing that girls in this category do, as an addendum to #3, is leave stuff at your place to mark their territory. They like to start small, maybe a hair tie or something. Gradually it will go up to a bracelet or something. In her mind she’s thinking that any other girls that may come over will see this and want to know whose it is and so on. They also want to see if it’s still around the next time they come over. Pretty crafty, I must admit.

  9. He krauser! Any tips for a girl who was happily and firmly in one guys reality for a number of years and has now caught a glimps of another guys, seemingly more exciting, reality? No worries, I don’t mean yours ;-) But seriously, is there a way back? [I’m no expert in advising girls. Try the RulesRevisited site or TheRawness series on being a perfect woman. K.]

  10. K: “6. Content to just hang around you, silent. “
    Never seen that. Ever.
    Unless they’re eating.
    If a woman’s jaw stops moving, so does her heart.
    A bit like sharks. [Then these girls aren’t in your reality. K.]

  11. Great post- 2nd the silence thing- its like pulp fiction, when uma thurman says something along the lines of how great it is when you can just “shut the fuck up” in your significant others company- when you can feel the bond without words.

    The rules revisited just doesn’t seem like a good site to refer anyone to. That man seems like he is trying to make himself feel better.

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  15. Great article Krauser, my girlfriend does all of these things except one – she often is not in the mood to give me blowjob. Should it be a sign for me to leave this girl?

    • Obviously, it’s a sign. Women who are frequently not in the mood to give blowjobs will INCREASE that frequency as the relationship continues and may flat out stop after marriage.

      Once that happens, we can rightly assume that you submitted to her insane world rather than her submitting to your world.

  16. OMG! You need a dog , not a woman! There are submissive woman, who will wan´t you to dominate her and push her around for a little while, but the Dominant ones will kick your ass if you aspect her to when ever you want give you a blow job or make breakfast. I would never cheat on my partner, but if my partner would want me to be his pushover puppy I would probably hang him on his balls. And OMG – to leave girlfriend because she is not in the mood all the time to give you Blowjob? Get real! I don’t treat my dog like you treat your woman. And if you want girl to give you a blow job start going down on her- and if she says that she does not like it – she is lying because you just suck at it . [Dumbass. K]

  17. I certainly can’t argue with anything in this post. However, the blowjob might be viewed to her as more of a dominant position, giving her some control over the male. That may explain why this type of girl who doesn’t normally give, “fall in love” with it.

  18. Wow. This is a great post and describes me and my bf perfectly. It also confirms much of what I’ve learned about men, myself, and relationships. Ladies in their 20’s and 30’s may very much appreciate, and benefit from this article (I’m 42). All too often, much of mainstream media attempts to castrate (not literally) the male species and confuse most women’s natural desire to be submissive. I see many women envy me in my relationship with my bf, but they don’t realize that his devotion to me is a direct reflection of my devotion to him. [I say to women “if you want dating advice, listen to a happily married woman who caught a man other girls wanted.” You may not be married, but if this mostly describes you, they should listen. The worst thing is to consult a female dating expert – a woman taking dating advice from a single 30+ woman is like taking investment advice from a homeless man. K.]

  19. Hey “k” surely youre not from
    The United states…. The way you talk you GOT to be from a country where women have few rights….. So sad.

  20. When someone begins to dog men about their ways it’s always “oh all men aren’t the same, not ALL men do that” then WHY THE HELL would ALL women be the same??? I HATE sucking dick. I did it ONCE for about two seconds and it was the worse two seconds of my life. I told my boyfriend “let’s do something else” and I NEVER did it again. We were together four years…. I tell EVERY man I get with not to
    Expect any head cause it will NEVER happen…. I’m not going to do something I don’t like ESPECIALLY with my MOUTH regardless of WHO it is OR how much I love them…. you better get real baby. You’re living in a fantasy world. All women aren’t the same.

    • I see your feathers got ruffled as well as mine had when I stumbled on this article. I was so fired up, my husband was scared to say a word to me till I came down :D I have nothing against blow jobs, but its usually my initiative, on my terms( he’s usually tied up) and only if my husband is squeaky clean ( I have good nose… It’s a curse) . I have dominant nature. Alpha bitch if u may. And maybe there are submissive woman, who crave that kind of relationship, but I’m not one of them. And this article puts every woman and every man in the same bag. How about men who are submissive? How about couples who like equality? There are so many types of sexualities, likes and kinks. So what ever rocks your boat, but if someone would try to rock my boat like that Krauser dude tells to, I would probably end up killing that person. Fuck that- this article makes me wanna feed Krauser to angry feminist crowd. :D

  21. And any how- blow job is a sexual act between two consenting adults, which should be enjoyed by both parties and not something to be requested by another partner with a threat of brake up if denied. Ok I’m Zen and my hackles are down…

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