Alright dickheads? As long-time Krauser-watchers are well aware, I’ve teamed up with Brooding Sea to do a Krakow bootcamp / immersion next month. As there’s one spot left, it would behoove me to give inquisitive minds a bit more detail about what’s going on in the event one of you beautiful bastards wishes to snap it up.

What’s your pitch, buster? you no doubt ask. Here it is.

It’s four days of coaching beginning Wednesday 21st May (before lunch) and ending late on Saturday 24th. So, just four weeks from now. It’ll be me and Broody delivering all of it – classroom, infield, and chats over beers. You’ll be spending half your time with a loudmouth blustering Geordie buffoon and half your time with him.

More specifically, each day will look approximately like this:

• An hour or so in the conference room going through relevant daygame theory and methods;
• Four hours minimum infield with me and Broodster. Likely split between lunchtime and afterwork rushes;
• Several cafe-based rest stops to feedback, discuss, and Q&A;
• Post-infield debrief, likely over dinner or beer

As for how I coach, word has likely long since gone around. I size you up and watch your approaches, and from that I figure out what needs work and then tailor to your individual needs. I’m heavily focused on the pre-approach game and non-verbals but ofc I’ll do all the standard stuff too if that’s what’ll get you best return on effort. Naturally I’ll demonstrate and drill you while we’re out. As the event progresses I get to know you better and thus can drill down further and further.

Price is £5k GBP with a 50% deposit in advance to secure the last place (refundable if we cancel, something I’ve yet to ever do). If that sounds like it floats your boat, drop me an email (address on Coaching tab at top of page) and tell me more about yourself: age, ethnicity/ language, self-assessed strengths and weaknesses, lifetime laycount, lifetime cold approaches, goals from game etc. The kind of information that will give us a better idea who you are and what you are looking for. Then we’ll have a video call to discuss further.