Texts from last night
July 31, 2013 11 Comments
Here’s the complete text chat with Bhodi as we had unrelated first dates in different parts of town with girls we’d number-closed on the weekend.
15:35 Him: First selfie from [recent close].… I’m on with the yank for tonight, no mention of a double date. got butterflies
18:36 Him: what was that brooklyn joke again [his date is from there - I retell the joke over a quick call]
18:55 Him: hows it going with Secret Tits? this bitch just sprung a double date on me 10 mins b4 meet up. v. angry
19:17 Me: My date has at least one more drink. Just keep me up to date
20:07 Me: Attraction done. Intellectual mastery done. Frame controlled. Now I shall lean back, make her chase then cement it with a kiss.
20:22 Him: mine talks a lot
21:00 Me: A bit of trouble now from mine. Prolly shit test. The second bird showed up?
21:07 Me: She refused kiss and said what if I never feel like it. I punished her with bad vibe. Now she’s buying me a drink when I expected her to make excuses and leave. Bitches be crazy.
21:12 Him: could be a meta shit test.
21:13 Him: i got kc at venue 2… heading to hawley arms for 1 then will try xtrct
21:14 Him: asking if her friend can come “for one” to hawley. im going to just forbid it.
21:26 Me: Don’t lose your nerve
22:57 Him: extracting.
23:02 Me: Brass neck it. No fear. No apologies
00:00 Me: Going for shaky extraction. Expect refusal.
00:38 Me: Grrrrr. Had to stop taxi. Sitting outside Great Portland Street eating beef monster munch.
01:50 Me: Extracted….
02:04 Him: BOOM! +1, L-town
03:24 Me: Me too. +1. Good work
14:04 Him: notching american girls is like shooting fish in a barrel.
14:08 Me: but Game doesn’t work on native speakers…..
18:41 Me: knobbed my German in the Charing Cross Hotel toilets. Decent 24 hours.
18:42 Him: lol. i’m exhausted but it’s glorious