Claiming my Spanish flag: the Facebook setup part two
July 25, 2011 4 Comments
Quick summary is I street-opened her last summer, had a Day 2 that went nowhere, and then just occasional non-sexual facebook chat. Something changed in her circumstances and suddenly I was able to sexualise quickly. Here is the next stage, one day after she’d agreed to the booty call. This is the full chat from when she opens me. You’ll notice I’m bulldozing all objections and while it’s extreme “pull” with very little push, I don’t start begging. The frame is “we both want this, so now I will make it happen, pushing past your coyness.” Not the tightest game but I didn’t want her wasting my time. She came the next day and I banged her.
Me: sure…… are you in a taxi?
Me: cool tell him [my postcode] I’ll have the tea ready
Her: haha i told u maybe sunday i’m tired now
Me: I might be tired on Sunday I’m full of energy now, and I’m gonna be home all evening jump in a taxi
Her: but i’m not full of energy now
Me: sleep in the taxi
Her: hahaha its not comfortable
Me: no problem for the first hour, you can lie down on my bed as we drink something, and watch TV
Her: i’ll probably fall sleep
Me: perhaps then after an hour I’ll rip your clothes off bite and grab you kiss you a bit slap your ass and put my cock in you and fuck your brains out then make another cup of tea
Her: u are a tea obsessed!
Me: true get a taxi now text me when you are inside it I’ll expect you around 9pm
Her: i’m not gonna take a taxi now hahaha i’m working tomo again
Me: I’ll send you home at 11pm
Her: noo not todayy
Me: I’m quite busy this week. Can’t guarantee Sunday I’m free tonight. Take the opportunity
Me: It’s awkward. I’ve got friends visiting from tomorrow evening they are here a week and then I go to Estonia for a week come now
Her: i cant noww
Me: do it you are tired at this moment but when you have a glass of vodka, and have my cock in your hand you’ll find lots of new energy
Her: hahaha i dnt think so
Me: [my address] wear a skirt so I can pull it up and do you from behind
Her: i’m not gonna go today!
Me: yes you are it’s still early and I want to fuck you now
Her: but i’m tired now
Me: That’s temporary
Her: no i’m tired since saturday
Me: you’ll be energetic and screaming when I get hold of you
Her: no, i’ll fall sleep
Me: oh dear, Catalans really are the worst in bed
Her: u dnt know
Me: you are all bark, no bite pull a skirt on, do your hair and come here
Me: yes start moving now
Me: you’ll be here in less than an hour
Her: i’m too tired to move
Me: you’ll be home by midnight you only have to move from your room to the taxi outside
Her: haha no, i have to take a shower dry my hair dress up and i’m too sleepy
Me: when do you finish work tomorrow?
Me: that’s too late, my friends will be here at 11:30
Her: its not my fault talk wth my manager
Me: take your opportunity now
Her: i’m too tired i’m not gonna enjoy it
Me: that’s unfortunate
Her: i’ve been working almost 12 days with just one day off between i’m soo tired
Me: I feel sympathy. It’s not easy working so hard
Her: til which day are your friends here
Me: they are here 2 weeks, staying in one of my guest rooms but I’m going to Estonia on the 2nd June
Her: i’m going to barcelona the 3rd
Me: so, you understand why tonight is best?
Her: but i’m really tired tonight
Me: I know. Difficult decision…. sleep or hot sex
Me: I know you want it, you’re just lazy and comfortable
Her: i’m tiredddd and u live so far
Me: taxi I’ll pay half
Her: nooo i have to do lots of things before i could go
Me: so do them
Her: and i just feel like i want to lay on the bed
Me: yes, my bed
Her: or sleep
Me: have a shower now, it’ll wake you up
Her: your bed is so far
Me: nap in the taxi do it get ready now
Her: nooo u r not gonna change my mind today
Me: that’s ok
Her: u’ll need to wait when u’ll be back from estonia
Me: I can wait. Not sure what I’ll be doing then opportunities come and go
Her: well…new ones come as well
Me: true the best I can offer you is….. maybe I can escape my friends for a few hours before I go to Estonia but it can’t be in my house
Her: why not
Me: because I’m probably gonna start dating one of them and I don’t want to be rude
Her: hahaha well depends when u can scape could be in my house if my room mate is working
Me: do you know what time they work on Sunday and Monday? this needs to be coordinated with miltary precision!
Her: hahaha i’m not sure probably sunday he is off must be in monday
Me: are you working Monday?
Me: I prefer lunch time because then I can eat afterwards and not get fat
Me: Noon on Monday then?
Her: well, i need to check if my friend is working
Me: Ok. What’s your address, and nearest station?
Me: is your number still [private no]?
Me: I’m checking googlemap you are next to [private] station, right?
Her: haha yes
Me: Got it Ok, so your job between now and Monday
1. get lots of sleep
2. cheer for Barcelona
3. buy some sexy underwear
Me: 4. wear a nice skirt, top, and boots
5. Ensure your house is empty around lunchtime on Monday
Her: just my room will be empty i dunno about the other flatmates
Me: That’s not a problem for me is it a problem for you?
Her: we can put some music if not haha
Me: no problem I expect you to be noisy and rough don’t disappoint me the pride of Catalonia is depending on you!
Her: hahahaha i dnt need to be noisy to be great
Me: I’ll be the judge of that, young lady