More Hamster Inanity on Facebook
April 12, 2011 6 Comments
Regular readers with be familiar with my current long gaming of the Lithuanian hamster. She’s got low esteem and is a relentless games-player, but I do think she is genuinely kind at heart so I’m not simply trying to cop myself a slut. My plan is just run comfort and have fun being filthy every now and then. When I fuck her it’ll be unexpected and impulsive from her. Till then I just chip away at her frame and don’t let her milk too much validation out of me.
Me: you good?
Her: KRAUSIE KRAUSIE KRAUSIE :))))) I am great because today we have SUN God loves LT,finally,how is your MALAGA???where are u?
Me: I’m back in London got back yesterday been catching up on sleep
Her: nooo..u should stay in lovely spain forever..how was it?
Me: great fun I put a few photos up hot, lazy sitting in tapas bars drinking beer
Her: wow…AMAZING :))) many girls? [Test 1 - failure would be variations of "no, I like you" or "yeah, I fuck loads of girls"]
Me: yeah, a bunch there was a Portuguese invasion, my favourite
Her: :))))) u are lucky bastard!!!!I am going to [spanish resort island] on Sunday,lucky me.that is why I am so excited :))
Me: what you gonna do there? [get her jibber-jabbing about something she's excited about - investment]
Her: sun,beach,sangria and I hope some nice spanish guys,at least one :))) [Test 2 - failure would be to talk her out of it, showing jealousy]
Me: good luck! how many of you are going?
Her: me and my friend :))) but she is a little ugly..I know I shouldnt say about people like that..so I hope all atention is going to be at me :))) I know that I am writting like a totall bitch..but I am a little desperate now..and I need boys :)))) are u going to Latvia with ur student? [I was tempted to tell her off for this but decided to be unreactive]
Me: Estonia June do what makes you happy Hamster
Her: that is what I am thinking about wright now because I think that the winter is over and the summer will soon come…that is why I need to put all the shit in the past and enjoy the future :)) what about u???are u happy?sad?? [she's often random like this, so I respond by not getting sucked in]
Me: I’m happy 97% of the time just had a great holiday with good friends
Her: and the rest 3?
Me: I get horny and want to fuck girls in the ass while pulling their hair and calling them bitches [ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. This sets an implicit boundary on how much random girl bullshit I'll take, while also sexualising]
Her: but that is a normal wish..you are the man and all man want to do this..I can’t understand completely why but I understand that it is a dream of every man.You should do what u want KRAUSIE just don’t hurt others..pulling the hair can hurt Are u celebrating Easter? [unfazed and snips, exactly like I expected]
Me: I’m not ashamed of it. I like it. The girls always like it I was gonna go to Sarajevo for Easter but had to cancel
Her: where???why to Sarajevo??
Her: don’t u celebrate Easter with ur family?
Me: no [note I'm not matching all her smilies and energy. That would be falling into her frame through my form of communication as well as the content]
Her: why not???it’s not like Christmas for u???because in Lt it is..
Me: I’m not religious
Her: I see that :))) but all we have a little children inside of us..and i celebrate Easter because it reminds me of childhood
Me: I like easter eggs
Her: I like playing with eggs ..and coloring them..but not eating..and I like whitte rabits
Me: for some reason, I knew you like white rabbits I don’t know if it’s because you’re cute or they are innocent or you are crazy like Alice in Wonderland [push pull]
Her: everything is very simple- it’s the last reason..I believe that my destiny is to follow white rabbits and see where they will take me :)) and yesterday I even got a postcard with white rabbits and it’s not even an Easter yet :))
Me: yup, crazy what are you wearing? [I'm bored of this so I self amuse]
Her: I know that I am crazy..but that is me..better to be yourself that someone else!!!I will send u beach pics from M. wearing what u like :))) [she's been doing bait-and-switch on the naked photos for a while so I'm not biting]
Me: just a bikini and a nice smile will be nice for the photos maybe playing in the sea
Her: ok..I will try my best with the smile :)) an Easter gift for u..so u can celebrate Easter and let out your inner child :)))))
Me: I hope you enjoy the holiday. I’d like you to feel happy and peaceful [I snip the photo thread to show how little I care, but do so by adding comfort]
Her: WOW thank you for such nice wishes..nobody writes me like that :))) and u enjoy ur life and reach for 100 percent!!!
Me: have you decided when you’ll visit London?
Her: summer is a good time to travel :)))
Me: true if you wanna come see me, try to do it before May xxth [fear of loss]
Me: I got a girl coming to live with me then
Her: from where?that sounds very serious :))
Me: I told her I might not date her but I’ll help her out. I organised a job placement for her and her friend she’s here 3 months [this is all true and a good DHV]
Her: she will live with u??so I should come before because there will be no more place or what?
Me: She’s living here 2 weeks while they find an apartment there’s space for you. We have 5 guest rooms now it’s not that When you visit I’ll give you my complete attention so I don’t want her to feel bad by doing it at the same time [I lack soft dominance so I put some in here]
Her: :))))))) ok KRAUSIE ,but I have friends in london ..so no worries about space..I am not a hobo :))
Me: yes you are but I’d actually enjoy having you stay here. I like having my own private cook.
Her: :))) i am a person without place but not a hobo..it’s not the same!!!I like cooking but the problem is that nobody eats it so I don’t think that throwing away the food when people starve in Africa is a good idea i am going to smoke..see u later:)